145 Banana Puns for Your Daily Dose of Vitamin Glee

Banana puns are a playful and humorous use of language that involve punning on the various attributes of bananas, such as their shape, color, peel, and the way they are consumed or used in daily life.

These puns often rely on wordplay, including homophones, homonyms, and double entendres, to create jokes that are light-hearted and appealing to a wide range of audiences. Themes of banana puns can include sports, relationships, occupations, emotions, actions, and many other aspects of life, all while incorporating banana-related terminology or concepts.

These 145 Banana Puns are often used to inject a dose of levity into conversations, social media posts, greeting cards, and anywhere a little lighthearted fun is appreciated.

145 Best Banana Puns

1. what did the banana say to the orange? a: “you’re appealing, but i’m a-peel-ing.”
2. a banana’s favorite sport? peel-o polo.
3. the banana thought it was appealing to be the center of attention, but it found that it could get too “kern-ed away.”
4. what did the motivating apple say to the banana who was making good life changes? i’m really proud of you, you’re taking a step in the ripe direction.
5. what is the key to opening a banana? a monkey!
6. why was the banana at the art gallery? it had great a-peel!
7. what kind of key opens a banana a monkey!
8. bananas get banana-sthesia before surgery.
9. how did the banana start a band? it assembled all its “bunchmates”!
10. what did the banana do when it became the president? it became the “top banana”!
11. what is a banana’s favorite day of the week? sundae!
12. what do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing onyour butt? a bananosecond.
13. if a man has six apples in one hand and eight bananas in the other, what has he got?
14. what kind of school do bananas go to? sundae school.
15. what did the ripe banana say to the green banana?you are looking green with envy!
16. every banana is appealing in its own way.
17. bananas don’t get married because they’re afraid of the engagement ring slipping off.
18. because he kept throwing away the bent bananas.
19. what do you call a banana who’s a great listener? an appeal-ing friend!
20. what do you call a banana eating a banana? canabananalism.
21. my friend asked me why i was walking around with bananas on my feet. i said they were my slippers.
22. what did the cop say to the banana as it was arrested? ‘you have the ripe to remain silent’.
23. in what position was the banana during the tour de france? he was riding with the peel-oton.
24. i’m not a doctor, but i banana-lieve laughter is the best medicine.
25. how do bananas answer the phone? they say yellow!
26. the opposite of a banana is a ban-yaya.
27. what do you call banana motorcycle policemen? – banana chips
28. bananas are great at keeping secrets; they never let anything slip.
29. when will the trail mix have enough money to afford a vacation?once the banana chips in!
30. what’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? your teeth!
31. what do you call a banana that is very charismatic? a banana smoothie!
32. what do you call a banana that goes to college? an intellectual peel!
33. what do you call a load of solid gold bananas? a whole bunch of money.
34. what did the banana say to the chimpanzee? nothing, bananas don’t talk!
35. how did the mummy banana spoil the baby banana? she left him out too long in the sun.
36. a banana’s favorite military rank is peelot.
37. what the best thing to put in banana pie? your teeth.
38. what’s a banana’s favorite type of sport? peel-ates!
39. a gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey – suzzy kassem
40. you’re driving me bananas…in a good way.
41. why did the banana go to the hairdressers? because it had split ends!
42. how did the unripe banana feel at the party?a: out of place – it wasn’t quite ready to mingle
43. why was the banana lawyer so sad? his appeel was rejected by the court.
44. my son asked me “why are bananas such popular fruits?”. i replied “because they have a peel”.
45. what do bananas do when they pick up the phone? “banana who?”
46. why couldn’t the banana yell high? because it could only yel-low.
47. how did the monkey get hurt at school? he accidentally tripped on the stairs and didn’t catch the banana-ster on time.
48. why was the banana a great manager? it knew how to peel-ease everyone!
49. a banana’s favorite christmas song is peel-iz navidad.
50. why did the banana go to the fair? it wanted to ride the peel-er coaster!
51. what did the banana do when he saw a monkey?the banana split!
52. i don’t know how to turn into a banana, but i’m cavendish a shot.
53. how do bananas like to communicate with each other?a: by bananaphone!
54. why did the banana apply for the job at the cream factory?a: it wanted to be part of the banana split team!
55. a banana dressed up as a cucumber.
56. if a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? slippers!
57. banana split, so ice creamed!
58. how does a banana answer a tough question?a: it peels deep within for the answer!
59. a grocery store caught a girl stealing bananas. they had no choice but to ban anna.
60. what happens when a banana couple breaks up? a banana split!
61. what is yellow and points to the north?a magnetic banana.
62. what did the banana quiz contestant say when the presenter asked him if he was sure about one of his answers? i know i’m right; i can peel it in my soul.
63. how did the mother banana spoil the baby banana? she left him out in the sun too long.
64. time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
65. a banana’s favorite book is “peels of laughter.”
66. they slide down the banana-ster.
67. why did the banana go to the party? because it was a-peeling!
68. why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
69. how did the banana talk to its crush? it “slipped” them a sweet message.
70. when the banana chips in!
71. what did the banana say to the vibrator? “why are you shaking? she’s going to eat me!”
72. a banana’s life philosophy: “peel back and relax.”
73. what does a banana say when they first meet you? ‘yellow, it’s great to meet you.’
74. what’s worst than a chimp eating bananas? a chimp going bananas!
75. what did the banana say to its pet monkey? “i find you a-peeling!”
76. why are bananas never lonely? because they hang around in bunches!
77. did you hear about the man who ate a yellow fruit? it’s bananas.
78. what was the cool banana’s favorite song? mello yellow.
79. what do you call a banana in the winter? a cool banana!
80. when it comes to banana splits, i’m always the “splits master.”
81. why did the banana forget to take out the garbage? it slipped his mind.
82. when will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map? after the banana chips in.
83. how can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? try picking it up. if you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
84. why wasn’t the unripe banana named the starter banana football game?he was too green.
85. where do bananas go to learn?sundae school.
86. after the banana chips in.
87. why did the banana go to the barbers? because it had split ends.
88. what do you call someone raised by a banana?banana bread.
89. what happened when a majority of the fruits on the banana split committee decided that the banana was a good mascot for their brand? they came to a split decision.
90. why did the banana go to the doctor’s office?it wasn’t peeling well.
91. an older person buying green bananas.
92. had an unexpected delivery turn up at our house earlier, 2700 bananas. tonight, we eat like kongs.
93. why did the banana go to the hospital? it had a peel-monary condition!
94. what do you call two banana skins? a pair of slippers!
95. why do bananas have to wear sunscreen? because they peel.
96. how do bananas travel? in a yellow submarine.
97. did you hear that they aren’t going to grow bananas any longer? apparently, they’re long enough already.
98. “i am going bananas!” that’s what i say to my bananas before i leave the house.
99. what do you call a banana who can’t decide between coffee or tea?
100. what’s a banana’s favorite day of the week? sun-peel-day!
101. time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
102. what do you call a young parentless red-headed banana who likes to sing about tomorrow?
103. what kind of key opens a banana? a monkey!
104. how do monkeys go downstairs? they slide down the banana-ster!
105. why did the banana go to school? to get a peel-osophy degree!
106. how do bananas travel?in a yellow submarine.
107. what did the ripe banana say to the green banana? you are looking green with envy!
108. bananas can’t yell high because they can only yellow.
109. what do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your butt? a bananosecond.
110. what is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?an electric banana.
111. when bananas go on vacation, they visit the banana islands.
112. when bananas get sunburned, they peel.
113. why couldn’t the whipped cream find the banana at the party? it split.
114. when a banana gets a promotion, it becomes the top banana.
115. why did the banana need a haircut?it had split ends!
116. what is the easiest way to make a banana split?cut it in half.
117. what’s a banana’s favorite type of exercise? peel-ates!
118. why did the banana go to the hospital? because it wasn’t peeling very well.
119. what day of the week do bananas love the most? sundae.
120. where do bananas get all of their clothes? banana republic.
121. why did the banana go out with the prune? because he couldn’t find a date.
122. what do you call two banana peels? a pair of slippers!
123. why did the banana go to the doctor? because it wasn’t peeling well!
124. bananas always do well in poker; they’ve got that poker peel.
125. how do you catch king kong? with a banana bait!
126. what did the banana say to the apple? “i find you quite a-peel-ing!”
127. what’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour? a banana in a washing machine.
128. why did the banana go out with the prune? because it couldn’t find a date!
129. why did the banana go to the doctor? it wasn’t “peeling” very well!
130. why did the banana go to the gym? to get better peels.
131. it’s so hard to make lemonade out of lemons when the world has gone bananas, so i made banana bread.
132. why the boy throw a banana out the window?he wanted to see a fruit fly!
133. what is a banana that is able to pick up all of the girls? a banana smoothie.
134. bananas date back thousands of years to southeast asia. now, they grow around the globe in warm climates.
135. why did the banana always stare at his reflection? because he thought he was very appeeling
136. why did the banana go to school?a: to improve its peelings.
137. what is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? a banana dressed up as a cucumber.
138. what do bananas use to make their hair smooth?a: banana conditioner, for that silky peel!
139. why was the banana a good speaker? it always knew how to appeal to the crowd!
140. the best place to learn how to make banana splits is at sundae school.
141. why did the banana go on a date with the orange?because they were peeling each other’s clothes off.
142. what do you call a banana that’s a leader? a-peel-itical figure!
143. when a banana wants to win a race, it never hurdles – it peels out.
144. why didn’t the banana-shaped telephone work that well? each time it was used, the reception seemed a bit spotty.
145. what did the banana say when it met the orange? “we make a-peel-ing friends!”

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