95 Bourbon Puns to Make You Crust Out Laughing

Bourbon puns are humorous wordplay or jokes that revolve around the theme of bourbon, a type of whiskey. These puns often play on words related to bourbon, whiskey, drinking, and related topics. They are a fun way to entertain and engage with bourbon enthusiasts or anyone who appreciates a good pun.

If you’re a fan of bourbon or simply enjoy a good play on words, you’re in for a treat. In this blog post, we’ve compiled a list of 95 bourbon puns that will have you raising your glass and chuckling in delight.

95 Best Bourbon Puns

a guy walks into a bourbon street bar and asks for a corona and two hurricanes. bartender says: that’ll be $20.20
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why did the bourbon join a dance class? it wanted to perfect its whiskey-tango-foxtrot!
why was the bourbon always chosen for leading roles? it had a strong presence!
why is it you can take a shot of bourbon and still drive, but can’t after you’ve had another? because it’s two whiskey.
what did the bourbon say to the biscuit at breakfast? “let’s start the day on a high ‘whiskey’ note!”
a guy walks into a bourbon street bar and asks for a corona and two hurricanes. bartender says: that’ll be $20.20
why did the bourbon start a vineyard? it wanted to age gracefully, just like fine wine!
why was the bourbon always invited to the biscuit’s parties? it knew how to “raise” the spirits!
what’s a bourbon’s favorite dessert? bourbon-bon bons!
when life gives you lemons, reach for the bourbon and make a whiskey sour!
what do you call a bourbon with a broken cork? shattered dreams!
what do you get when you cross a biscuit with bourbon? a “whiskey-licious” treat!
i like my bourbon the way the chinese like their women… 11 years old and mixed up with coke.
why does bourbon come in fifths? because you need it when you’re too tense.
what’s a bourbon’s favorite exercise? whiskey squats!
why did the bourbon become a fashion designer? it knew how to accessorize with a splash of whiskey!
what did the bourbon say to the whiskey barrel? “you wouldn’t believe how much i oak-splain things!”
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why did the bourbon become a pilot? it wanted to soar to new whiskey heights!
why did the bourbon start a wildlife conservation organization? it wanted to protect the endangered whiskey bear!
why was the bourbon always the life of the party? it had a great “spirited” personality!
brunette: “i’ll have a b and c.”bartender:”what is a b and c?”.brunette: “bourbon and coke.”redhead: “and, i’ll have a g and t.”bartender: “what’s a g and t?”redhead: “gin and tonic.”blonde: “i’ll have a 15.”bartender: “what’s a 15?”blonde: “7 and 7”
how does a bourbon whiskey show love? it gives “neat” hugs and “straight” from the heart!
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what’s a bourbon’s favorite social event? the whiskey gala!
why did the bourbon become a detective? it could always solve the case of the missing ice!
what did the bourbon whiskey say when it was complimented? “well, i’m aging gracefully!”
my buddy, who is an ass, thought it would be funny to serve me one of the world’s greatest beers in a water bottle. sorry bourbon county, it was out of my control.
what’s a biscuit’s favorite bourbon brand? “flaky beam”!
why is there an ocean of bourbon but only a sea of whiskey? because someone forgot to stir the whiskey.
a blind man walks into a bar he orders a bourbon.
he turned a bottle of bourbon into domestic violence
what’s a bourbon’s favorite tv show?
what’s a bourbon’s favorite type of shoe? the whiskey loafer!
what did the bourbon say after a long night of partying? “i’m feeling bourb-on top of the world!”
a ham sandwich walks into a bar. sits down. the bartender comes over and the ham sandwich says: > i’d like a triple of bourbon, neat.bartender says: > i’m sorry, we don’t serve food here.
what do you call a bourbon that loves to sing in the shower? a whiskey crooner!
funny how things change. anyone in for an old scrabble while enjoying a cigarette and a bourbon??
why did the bourbon become a detective? it could always uncover the truth on the rocks!
why is the french revolution just like prohibition? they both got rid of bourbon!
why did the bourbon go to the party alone? it didn’t want any mixer drama!
how do you make a kentucky bourbon smile? add a splash of “soda-larity”!
how do bourbon whiskeys stay fit? they “barrel-roll” their way to a healthy lifestyle!
what do you call a bourbon that loves to gamble? whiskey-dice-al!
what did the bourbon say to the whiskey? “you’re my spirit animal!”
how did the bourbon feel after a long day? “a little neat-ered!”
what’s a bourbon whiskey’s favorite outdoor activity? “barrel-fishing”!
why does a sensible man not order a double bourbon? because it’s two whisky.
what’s a bourbon’s favorite type of footwear? high-proof heels!
why was the bourbon always confident? it had a “barrel” of self-assurance!
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why did the bourbon become a poet? it had a way with whiskey words!
i like my bourbon the way i like my women… eighteen years old and full of coke.
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why did the bourbon go on a road trip? it wanted to explore new whiskey horizons!
tipsy talk bourbon spoonerisms unleashed
i’ve just invented a new drink. it’s has irish whiskey, german schnapps, french cognac, english beer, and american bourbon. i call it the titonic. while it sounds strange, add ice and it goes down quickly.
how does the german counterfeiter take his bourbon? on xerox.
q.
what do you get if you cross vincent van gogh with george
thorogood?
a. one bourbon, one scotch, and one ear.
why did the bourbon whiskey get promoted? it had a “spirited” work ethic!
what did the bourbon say to the gin? “let’s mix things up and create a spirited blend!”
why did the bourbon start a band with a drum set? it loved the whiskey rhythms!
why did the bourbon get a job at the circus? it was a master of the high-proof tightrope!
bourbon: bough-bon, bow-bon, brrr-bon
i once dated a kentucky girl and all she wanted to do was drink bourbon and watch horse races. i asked her what her favorite bourbon was and she said, “i don’t know, it changes all the time.”
an alcoholic is trying to decide where to live he finally settles on a su-bourbon area
a jim beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. warehouse workers were reported to be in “low spirits.” seriously though, terrible loss.
q.
why did the kentucky entrepreneur decide not to open a new
bourbon company?
a. because that’s a whiskey business.
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why did the bourbon get a promotion? it knew how to lift spirits!
how do bourbon enthusiasts greet each other? “hey there, old-fashioned friend!”
enjoying a buffalo trace at the casino(golden nugget lake charles). ask the waitress for a glencairn and she looked at me funny. nevermind. it’s a bourbon thing. stay safe everyone. cheers y’all!! 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
they say there’s a cryptid by the train station that drinks american whiskey late at night but i’m sure that’s just a bourbon legend.
why did the bourbon become a fashionista? it had impeccable taste in spirits!
what do you call a group of bourbon enthusiasts? the whiskey rebellion!
why did the bourbon become a chef? it had a knack for bourbon-flambé!
how did the bourbon handle criticism? it took it with a “grain of malt”!
what’s a bourbon’s favorite day of the week? “friyay!”
why did the bourbon become a weather forecaster? it had a talent for predicting sunny spirits!
why did the bourbon visit the art museum? it had a taste for fine spirits!
the fire service is attending to a man who is trapped after falling into a vat of bourbon at the jim beam factory. although, he is said to be in good spirits.
what’s a bourbon’s favorite dance move? the “barrel roll”!
why did the biscuit break up with the bourbon? it couldn’t handle the “alcohol-contention”!
what’s a bourbon’s favorite holiday? st. patrick’s day, because it loves a good irish whiskey!
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the bourbon distillery.
why was the bourbon considered a great storyteller? it always had “aged tales” to share!
why did the biscuit and bourbon start a band? they wanted to play “roll and rocks” music!
why did the mosquito cross the road? to get to the bourbon distillery.
what do you call a bourbon with a sense of humor? whiskey business!
what’s a bourbon’s favorite type of literature? whiskey-tory books!
why did the bourbon go on vacation? it needed a little r&r (rest and rebarreling)!
a ham sandwich walks into a bar. sits down. the bartender comes over and the ham sandwich says: > i’d like a triple of bourbon, neat.bartender says: > i’m sorry, we don’t serve food here.