75 Bow Puns for Archery Fans

Bow puns take aim at wordplay involving anything related to bows – whether that’s the archery tool, hair accessories, or ribbon decorations. Ranging from groan-worthy to clever, bow puns shoot for the funny bone by twisting terms like “bow” and “tie” into new contexts.

A few examples that make me chuckle include the “bow-hemian rhapsody” or asking what a bow’s favorite dance is – the “bow-p.” More groan-worthy ones might reference being “bow-ldly” taking on tasks or a “bow-torian” history buff.

In the end, 75 Best Bow Puns aim to put a little twist on the familiar for some lighthearted wordplay.

75 Best Bow Puns

1. what’s an archer’s favorite type of math? ‘bow’geometry!
2. why did the ribbon bow stay up all night? it was having a ‘tie’-riffic time!
3. the bow loved astronomy; it was a real “bow-lactic” researcher!
4. why did the hair bow visit the art museum? it wanted to see ‘tresses’ of fine art!
5. what’s a bow’s favorite musical instrument? the “bow-gelhorn”!
6. why did the bow start a band? it had a talent for “bow-instrumentals”!
7.   i’m just bowled over by your cuteness!
8. what do you call a bow in spanish?… … el-bow
9. “archery: where focus meets flight and bulls-eye dreams come to life.”“in the world of archery, success is just a quiver away.”“an archer’s heart is steady, their aim unwavering, and their spirit as strong as the bowstring.”“archery is all about hitting the mark, both on the target and in life.”
10. when the police were chasing me i only just got away by firing myself out of a bow… i tell you, it was a narrow escape.
11. why did the bow legged cowboy get fired? because he couldn’t keep his calves together.
12. what did the bow say to the ribbon? “you’re ‘knot’ like anyone else!”
13. i have a phobia of bow and arrows the thought of them makes me quiver
14. the man stood up after a rousing speech, took a bow and marched out triumphantly. he was protesting against violins in schools.
15. what’s an archer’s favorite type of dance?a: the bow-hop.
16. my dog used to bark bow-wow! older now, he goes aarp-aarp!
17. the bow loved fashion; it always “bow-cessorized” with style!
18. the hair bow and the scrunchie had a friendly competition. they were ‘tied’ in the race for cuteness!
19. i didn’t think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. i stand corrected.
20. the bow loved a good challenge; it was always “bow-ldly” taking on new tasks!
21. what do you call a bow that loves to dance? “bow-gylicious”!
22. my friend almost killed me with his crossbow. it was an arrow escape.
23. name a bow that can’t be tied? a rainbow
24. i got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a t-shirt with a bullseye on the back. i get no respect.
25. after my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, “take a bow.” “shooting isn’t your cup of tea,” he continued, “you better switch to archery.”
26. what do you call a bow that can play the piano?a: a key-bow.
27. “bowhemian rhapsody”“sir shootsalot”“aimanda hugginkiss”“targetina turner”
28. a little girl went bow hunting with her dad, and when they found two nice ones she put her hair in pigtails.
29. what makes bows so accurate? arrowdynamics.
30. the bow loved music; it was a “bow-mposer”!
31. name a bow that can’t be tied? a rainbow
32. “in the world of archery, success is just a quiver away.”“an archer’s heart is steady, their aim unwavering, and their spirit as strong as the bowstring.”“archery is all about hitting the mark, both on the target and in life.”
33. who is an archer’s favorite musician?a: david bow-ie.
34. orion recently fired his bow into a coffee shop. he was hunting star bucks.
35. what do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf? major party fowl
36. what is it called when you kill someone with a bow from the high ground? death from a bow.
37. why did the archer get a bowtox treatment?a: he had skin issues.
38. why did the ribbon bow blush? because it had a ‘tie’-tanic crush!
39. guy chose a crossbow instead of a bow. it was a bolt decision.
40. why did the ribbon bow become a chef? it wanted to add some ‘flavor’ to its style!
41. bowgeyman – scary archer that hides under your bed.
42. what’s a ribbon bow’s favorite sport? ‘bow’-ling, of course!
43. the christmas bow’s fashion sense is ‘tied’ to the spirit of the season!
44. what do you call the bow of a benetau yacht? the beginning of a beautiful french ship.
45. why didn’t the mexican archer fire his bow? he didn’t habanero
46. i’m so bowled over by your affection!
47. why couldn’t i go bow hunting in mexico?a: i didn’t habanero.
48. why did the bow blush when it saw the gift? because it was all ‘wrapped’ up in excitement!
49. why did the christmas bow want to become an actor? it loved ‘tie’-ing up characters!
50. what kind of bows do you put on your arms? elbows.
51. tartchery – shooting lemons and limes with bow and arrows.
52. what’s the only bow you can’t tie?a: a rainbow.
53. what do you have if you have a bow that shoots water?a: a rainbow.
54. i’m going to bow out of my introduction to boating class the instructor’s way too stern!
55. what do you call a bow that can’t stop laughing? “bow-haha”!
56. bow before the all mighty
57. the bow loved listening to music; it was a real “bow-phony” enthusiast!
58. i failed shop because i couldn’t handle the bow saw used to cut intricate external shapes and interior cut-outs in woodworking i had trouble coping.
59. the bow loved history; it was a real “bow-torian”!
60. why did the bow break up with the arrow? it felt they were “bow-nd” to drift apart.
61. what do two archers who are good friends call themselves?a: ‘best bows.’
62. what’s a christmas bow’s favorite carol? ‘bow, holy night’!
63. why was the bow always invited to parties? it knew how to “tie” the room together!
64. why did the bow get an award?a: it was outstanding in its archery field.
65. my ribbon bow collection is ‘knot’ to be underestimated!
66. what’s a bow’s favorite game? “bow”-ling, of course!
67. what’s a bow’s favorite party game? “bow-lloon darts”!
68. why did the bow go to the gym? it wanted to stay “bow-flexible”!
69. my hair bow and i are always on the same ‘wavelength’ of style!
70. bow before the all mighty
71. what’s a bow’s favorite fruit? a “bow-nana”!
72. i asked my friend why he loves collecting bow ties. he said, ‘it’s a ‘knotty’ addiction!’
73. i’m going to bow out of my introduction to boating class the instructor’s way too stern!
74. why did all the native americans leave oklahoma? broken arrow, broken bow, nowata,
75. what did the christmas bow say to the ribbon? ‘we’re ‘knot’ like any other pair!’.

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