35 Brooklyn Puns to Keep You Entertained

best funny Brooklyn puns
Written by Fuuny Puns Team

Brooklyn puns are a play of words or jokes which is connected with some of Brooklyn in New York City. Typically, they highlight unique characters, Brooklyn landmarks, or culture. 

There is a whole host of Brooklyn puns about the Brooklyn Bridge, several neighborhoods such as Williamsburg or DUMBO, diversity, local sports, and the general ambiance around Brooklyn. 

The fact is that these 35 Best Brooklyn Puns evoke the lifeblood that pulsates within Brooklyn’s veins and its spirit as its heartthrobs, and all these do it with humor.

35 Best Brooklyn Puns

  1. “i once started out to walk around the world but ended up in brooklyn, that bridge was too much for me.” – lawrence ferlinghetti
  2. “brooklyn bridge, brooklyn bridge, it’s two for the show, brooklyn bridge, brooklyn bridge, for the boats that pass below.”– darren hanlon
  3. “brooklyn whispers stories of resilience, painted with the strokes of diversity and sung through the voices of a million dreams.” – traveller’s elixir
  4. what’s a brooklynite’s favorite sport? “basket-ball-lyn.”
  5. i like to be frank and earnest with women. in brooklyn, i’m frank and in chicago i’m ernest.
  6. “george washington bridge? you throw yourself off the brooklyn bridge, traditionally. george washington bridge, who does that?”– john goodman
  7. “the brooklyn bridge is a testament to human ingenuity and determination.”
  8. how do brooklynites handle a blizzard? they put on their snow-boots and shout, “brook-lyn it snow!”
  9. “late june in brooklyn is like the very beginning of a party-when the music is really good, but you know that it’s about to get way better, so you just do a little two-step before the real turn-up starts.”- ibi zoboi
  10. “did you know that 35 people try to jump off the brooklyn bridge each year, mostly because of broken hearts?”– abigail breslin
  11. in brooklyn, the vibe is always “brook-ing” awesome
  12. “airbnb is a much more effective protest than shutting down the brooklyn bridge.”– jason calacanis
  13. crossing the brooklyn bridge really takes a toll on you.
  14. the brooklyn bridge is radiant at night.
  15. landed in the heart of brooklyn.
  16. what do you call a brooklynite who loves to fish? the “reel” deal.
  17. the perfect outfit to wear on the brooklyn bridge? well, it’s not a jumper!
  18. could brooklyn be any nycer?
  19. why did they store wine in the brooklyn bridge? they thought wine not?
  20. “now i want to throw myself off the brooklyn bridge.”– castle
  21. “i could take photos of the brooklyn bridge for hours! such great.”
  22. “when charles first saw our child mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. he looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, “she’s more beautiful than the brooklyn bridge.”– helen hayes
  23. what do you call a brooklynite who’s really good at skateboarding? boardwalk empire.
  24. “brooklyn is my everything.”
  25. why did the brooklyn computer programmer start a bakery? because they wanted to bring the “byte” to the big apple!
  26. you can eat a bagel on the brooklyn bridge, but not locks.
  27. “spread love, it’s the brooklyn way.” – the notorious b.i.g.
  28. people watching on the brooklyn bridge is a thrilling livestream.
  29. “the brooklyn dodgers had a no hitter last night.”- bob dole
  30. “i think of myself as a girl from brooklyn.”
  31. it’s hard not to keep a good head on your shoulders when you’re on the brooklyn bridge. whenever i’m there i feel so grounded.
  32. the brooklyn bridge was expensive to build. the city got nickel and limestoned.
  33. i just can’t help loving you, brooklyn
  34. “there’s no place like brooklyn.”
  35. “i would rather be the man who bought the brooklyn bridge than the man who sold it.”– will rogers.

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Fuuny Puns Team

With a shared love for puns, we come together to create content that will leave you laughing and entertained. Our team members have a knack for finding the perfect puns for any occasion and enjoy sharing them with our readers. From witty one-liners to clever wordplay, we strive to bring you the best puns and humor that will brighten your day.