55 Cinderella Puns to Make Your Glass Slipper Fit

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful young girl named Cinderella. Although kind and hardworking, she was forced into servitude by her cruel stepmother and stepsisters.

Here are a collection of puns and play on words centered around everyone’s favorite rags-to-riches princess. Whether it’s twists on “Cinderella” or amusing anecdotes from the ball, prepare for a glass slipper’s worth of giggles.

55 Best Cinderella Puns

why didn’t cinderella speak when she reached the ball? she gagged and choked.
why did cinderella have trouble finding her true love? she kept attracting “prince”y frogs!
how did cinderella become a renowned poet? she had a magical way with “glass”ic verses!
why did cinderella always carry a stopwatch? she wanted to make sure she didn’t “run out of time”!
what did cinderella say when prince charming drank her glass of milk?
why did cinderella always win at poker? she had a fairy good “hand” of cards!
why was cinderella terrible at tap dancing?
what if cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave? then her name would be mozarella.
what did cinderella say when her fairy godmother appeared in a sparkling gown? “bibbidi-bobbidi-whoa, you look stunning!”
how did cinderella find her way home in the snow?
why did cinderella get cut from the softball team? she kept running away from the ball.
what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? she gagged
cinderella wanted to get to the ball.
cinderella’s favorite type of math? pumpkin pie!
why is cinderella bad at soccer? she always runs away from the ball
why did cinderella always carry a ladder? she wanted to reach for the stars!
what did cinderella say when her photos didn’t turn out well? “someday my prints will come!”
why was cinderella so bad at soccer?… she kept running away from the ball!…(this has probably already been posted on here, but i don’t really know, so i’m just going to post it…)
why did cinderella become a renowned chocolatier? she knew how to make “glass”y truffles!
how did cinderella win the marathon? she had the best running shoes: glass slippers!
why did cinderella start her own candle-making business? she loved the scent of “pumpkin” spice!
how did cinderella become an expert astronomer? she could spot the “star”-crossed constellations!
how did cinderella’s stepmother react when she found out about the glass slipper? she was shattered!
what did cinderella name her two pet pugs?
what happened when cinderella got to the ball ? she gagged.
how did cinderella become a skilled magician? she had a trick up her glass sleeve!
what should cinderella have wished for?
how did cinderella change her life? she took a “pumpkin spice” in her destiny!
why did cinderella start a gardening business? she had a natural talent for “glass”-trimming!
why did cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? because she kept running away from the ball.
what did cinderella say when she found a hidden treasure map? “looks like i’m on a “glass”ic quest!”
why did cinderella get in a fight with the police? because they wanted to take her prince.
why does cinderella’s team never win? because she’s always late for the ball, and her coach is a pumpkin.
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why did cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? she kept running from the ball.
what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? she gagged and took it like a champ
why can’t cinderella play soccer?because she keeps running away from the ball
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why was cinderella bad at basketball?because her coach was always a pumpkin.
how did cinderella become a famous pianist? she knew how to “tinkle” the ivories with grace!
what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? she gagged and took it like a champ
why did cinderella love going to the beach? she could “sand”-le the waves with style!
what kind of insurance did cinderella have for her glass slippers? a “shattered” coverage policy!
why was cinderella kicked out of the football team? she ran away from the ball.
why can’t cinderella play football?
what did cinderella say when she sat on pinocchio’s face? tell me a lie. tell me the truth. tell me a lie. tell me the truth. tell me a lie…
my daughter wanted a cinderella themed party, so i invited all her friends and made them clean my house.
what did cinderella do when she reached the ball? :p she gagged. >\_<
why was pregnant cinderella late to the ball?miscarriage
why isn’t cinderella good at sports? she runs away from the ball. plus, her coach is a vegetable.
“if cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?” interviewer: i meant about the job.me: oh…. no i’m good.
what did cinderella say when she reached the ball? she choked.
what do you get when you watch ‘cinderella’ backwards?a woman in her place…
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