Coal puns are a playful and humorous way to incorporate the concept of coal into jokes and wordplay. They often involve wordplay, and puns about phrases or situations related to coal mining, coal itself, or the coal industry.
There are various types and themes of coal puns, including Mining-related, Carbon-related and Environmental puns.
Here is the list of 55 Best Coal Puns That will Ignite Your Senses.
55 Best Coal Puns
- did ya hear about the coal mine that caved in this morning? everyone got out, it was just a miner inconvenience.
- what would a coal miner say if they really liked a sandwich? i’m really digging this sandwich.
- a man worked at a coal mine. he beat up his colleague severely but they let him go it was a miner offense
- what do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together? carbon dating.
- what do you call a miner who’s also a magician? a coal-trickster.
- in the early 1900’s, a number of protests arose because of employment of children in coal mines. i suppose you could say the owners had a minor minor miner problem.
- did you hear about the baby coal that went missing? they sent out an ember alert.
- the energy crisis is so real… … people want a lump of coal in their stocking.
- i opened a bar in the coal town of gillette, wy. unfortunately, i was shut down for serving miners.
- why did 25 letters of the alphabet get coal for christmas? because they were not e
- is anyone behaving badly just to get coal in their stocking… … so they can heat their house?
- why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open? because when it comes to energy they’re conservative.
- did you hear about the song about the kid in the coal mine it was about a minor miner in f minor
- what does trump want for christmas? beautiful clean coal from santa mueller clause.i hope this hasn’t been said before.
- what do a hooker and a coal miner have in common? they both work the shafts for pay.
- if coal is so bad for the environment… why don’t we just burn it all?
- why do you have to wear a jacket when you go to a coal mine? because it is coal inside
- goal → coal: as in, “a coal in mind” and “score a coal.”
- it’s as coal as ice.
- did you hear about the coal mine that collapsed? don’t worry there are only minor injuries.
- call me maybe → coal me maybe (by carly rae jepsen)
- the news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers but it was just a miner inconvenience
- i stopped walking on coal to limit my carbon footprint
- what’s the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? a coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
- why did the coal miner eat his lantern? he wanted a light snack.
- why doesn’t scientology have any coal workers? because sects with miners is illegal
- i know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry. he mined his own business.
- when i was a child santa gave me coal one year for christmas, so i poisoned his cookies and milk somehow he found out and killed my dad!
- a feminist coal mine walk into a german bar bartender says, ”entschuldigung, hier kann das bergwerk nicht trinken!”the mine angrily asks, “did you just assume my gender!!?”then the bartender replies, “nein, i just assume mine.”
- santa claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty children now that global warming is threatening his habitat.
- i went out with a coal miner’s daughter. i guess you could say i was carbon dated.
- this christmas… naughty children will be given £1 coins instead of an expensive lump of coal.
- why do you have to wear a jacket when you go to a coal mine? because it is coal inside
- did you hear about the coal mine that collapsed? don’t worry there are only minor injuries.
- cold → coal’d: as in, “left out in the coal’d” and “coal’d as ice” and “hot and coal’d” and “break out in a coal’d sweat” and “catch a coal’d” and “coal’d comfort” and “a coal’d day in hell” and “stone coal’d sober.”
- what do you call it when two mining companies merge? a coalition.
- did you hear about the baby coal that went missing? they sent out an ember alert
- only coal miners will get this black lung disease.
- neil diamond used to be called neil coal… … until the pressure got to him.
- why did the coal mine foreman fire the hippy who showed up for work wearing this outasight tie die shirt? outasight, out of mine.
- trump could easily jumpstart the coal industry he should put coal miners to work excavating his christmas stocking
- the news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers but it was just a miner inconvenience
- did you know that neil diamond used to be known as neil coal? that was until the pressure got to him.
- santa probably regrets giving coal santa claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty children now that global warming is threatening his habitat.
- did you hear about the power plant that was bad for the environment all year? he got coal for christmas.
- i find my girlfriend really hard work sometimes road building, coal mining…
- america’s new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners which is weird. i thought american politicians were rather fond of minors.
- i scraped my elbow looking for coal it was a miner injury.
- did you hear about the coal mining startup that used child labor? thankfully they caught it early. so it was only a minor minor miner issue.
- kill → coal: as in, “a view to coal” and “curiosity coaled the cat” and “dressed to coal” and “if looks could coal.”
- why were the children sent to the coal mines? because they were minors.
- and the bartender says, we don’t serve your kind here. the coal miner snorts, you mean you don’t serve ‘minors’? never heard that one before. no, i mean we don’t serve black people. ‘
- i used to work at human relations in the coal industry, but i got tired of all the miner details.
- for everyone that’s getting coal for christmas… maybe we can meet up and get the grill going
- what happened to the guy who fell into burning coals at the bonfire? he got really ember-assed.
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