55+ Crane Puns to Lift Your Mood

Anyone who’s spent time around construction sites knows, cranes are a mainstay of the job. Towering over work zones, they lift and maneuver heavy loads with precision. But behind their no-nonsense work ethic, cranes have a playful side too – one that shines through in their many hilarious funny puns.

55 Funny Crane Puns

1. the size of the wildlife at construction sites is huge. i mean, just look at the size of those cranes.
2. the crane loved to sing in the rain; it was a “beak”-on of happiness.
3. how do cranes stay in shape?  they perform “lift”-aerobics every morning!
4. why would a crane refuse to go on holiday? because it didn’t want its productivity to decrease!
5. “a group of crane birds is called a ‘swoop.’ they really know how to make an ‘aerial’ entrance!”
6. light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies… delivered by crane.
7. why did the crane invite his friends over for a party? he wanted to crane-noodle with his buddies.what do you call a crane that’s always exploring? an adventure-crane.
8. when i’m not indulging in crane riding, i find solace in reading or watching tv.
9. did you know that small babies are delivered by storks, but…. large babies are delivered by cranes.
10. i once got arrested for playing blackjack on a construction crane apparently the police doesn’t like high-jacking
11. a crane traveling through time is a timely-crane.
12. my son asked me “how babies are made?” i told him babys are delivered by a storkfat babies are delivered by a craneand no babys are delivered by a swallow
13. “cranes believe in ‘fly’ and let fly.”
14. have you heard the one about the woman who was saved from a river by a crane operator? it’s an uplifting story
15. the crane who loved to solve puzzles was a mystery crane.
16. how do cranes communicate across long distances? through skype!
17. what do you call a crane that keeps breaking down? a “crane-y breakdown!”
18. the crane was feeling “fly”-tastic after a successful day at work.
19. what kind of movie would a crane enjoy watching? any which showcase “lift-time achievement!”
20. what’s a crane’s favorite type of art? “beak”-inning masterpieces!
21. the crane loved traveling; it was a “feather”-footed wanderer.
22. why did russia assemble an army of female sheep and wading birds at the border? they were preparing for a ewe-crane invasion.
23. what do cranes love doing best? hide and peek!
24. the size of the wildlife at construction sites is huge. i mean, just look at the size of those cranes.
25. why did the crane start a delivery service? it could “wing” it to any destination.
26. writing for the character is a fun challenge, said harris, because “when you think of frasier crane speaking, you think of flowery language.” because of time constraints, every line can’t be in frasier-speak. “we save those moments for certain times,” said harris.
27. certain cranes fancy the barnyard’s proximity, seldom straying beyond.
28. what do you call a crane that’s always telling stories? a “tale-beak”!
29. what do you call a sandhill crane that lifts weights? a muscle-cran!
30. what’s a crane operator’s favorite pasta? rigatoni
31. why did the crane join the ballet? it was great at “standing” on one leg!
32. what kind of birds do you find in chernobyl? u-crane
33. what kind of birds do you find in chernobyl? u-crane
34. my fiancée and i were watching the olympics together this morning ” did you know that chiropractor is the most prevalent profession in ukraine?””hmm, i had no idea””yeah, it’s ’cause when you live there you crane your neck a lot”eye roll
35. what do cranes like doing for fun? play “hooky!”
36. what do you call a crane that’s always getting dirty? a “crane-y mess!”
37. i have a pet horse fly i call him pegasusi also have a pet crane fly called derricki briefly had a french cheese fly
38. what’s the best job? any job that involves operating a crane. it’s seriously uplifting.
39. what would you call a crane that keeps dropping items? a clumsy crane!
40. why did the crane operator change jobs? he had become crane-y bad at his previous one!
41. ichabod train – play on ichabod crane, the headless horseman from sleepy hollow
42. when it comes to baby delivering, a stork can deliver a baby… but a heavy baby might need a crane…
43. among all the breeds, arabian cranes stand out as my absolute favorites.
44. why did russia assemble an army of female sheep and wading birds at the border? they were preparing for a ewe-crane invasion.
45. have you heard the one about the woman who was saved from a river by a crane operator? it’s an uplifting story
46. how can a crane make amends for its past behavior? by offering sincere words of comfort.
47. what bird can build a tower? a crane.
48. what do you call a crane that seems to always get lost? a source of crane-y confusion!
49. the crane was feeling “weightless” after a long day of lifting heavy loads.
50. why do sandhill cranes make good detectives? they have beady sharp eyes!
51. what’s a crane’s favorite place to hang out? in the “construction” zone!
52. what do you call a crane that always finds themselves in difficulty? a “crane-y situation!”
53. yo momma so fat, it wasn’t the stork that brought her it was the crane!
54. why did the crane become a firefighter? it wanted to “squawk” out fires.
55. why did the crane refuse to play hide-and-seek?  because it couldn’t help but stick out in a crowd!

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