Doll Puns are a playful and humorous way to incorporate dolls into jokes and wordplay. These puns often involve popular doll brands like Barbie and Russian nesting dolls, as well as various types of dolls and doll-related activities.
Doll puns are an interesting way to add some lightheartedness to your day. So, get ready to giggle, and let’s dive into the list of 55 Best Doll Puns.
55 Best Doll Puns
- tried to make a doll with a clock instead of an abdomen. it was a waist of time.
- i used to date a russian doll but i left her because she was full of herself.
- i don’t like russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves
- i’m a doll collector so i see a lot of creepy dolls- this one is particularly odd
- what do you call a load of barbie dolls in a line?… … a barbecue.
- russian dolls are simple. get one, and putin the other.
- did you hear about the 3 new types of barbie dolls? there’s tall, short, and great personality
- i hate russian nesting dolls there so full of themselves
- what did the doll say to the misbehaving toy? “you’re really doll-sobedient!”
- my 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. looks like she’s preparing some kind ofbarbie queue.
- what’s a doll’s favorite type of movie? doll-odramas!
- why did barbie become a baker?she wanted to make doll-icious treats!
- why did the doll enroll in music lessons? it wanted to become a violin-dollinist!
- why did the male doll fall apart after barbie friendzoned him? because he became bro ken.
- did you hear that dolly parton married an artist who doesnt like things blocking doorways, and insists anything that does, should be sold? i forget his name. i think it was sellthedoor dolly
- q.why did the guy brag that his girlfriend is a blow up doll?
a. ’cause she takes his breath away.
- i hate russian nesting dolls they’re so full of themself
- why did the doll become an architect? it had a knack for designing doll-houses!
- i don’t like russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves
- why does barbie hate amazon? because they’re always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
- took a pic of my cousin, eyes match her creepy doll.
- being a barbie doll must be exhausting, always worrying about your image and “ken”nections.
- what’s a doll’s favorite type of dance music? doll-step!
- i need to buy a new inflatable love doll. the one i have now is almost full.
- what do you call a doll that loves to swim? a dolli-fish!
- did you hear about the plan to use sex dolls to defeat isis? they blow themselves up.
- how do you tell when your sex doll is full? her eyes turn white.
- what do you call a line up of dolls? a barbie queue
- i was going to yardsales today with my dad when he hit me with this…. we are having a dolly parton day……it’s a big bust.thank you dad.
- i hate russian nesting dolls they’re so full of themselves
- what do you call… …a lineup of dolls waiting to take turns being grilled over an open fire?a barbie queue
- i traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. it blows itself up..
- what do dolls like to eat? barbie q
- q.why are russian nesting dolls so difficukt?
a. ’cause they’re so full of themselves. - why did the doll start a band? it wanted to be the lead doll-singer!
- why did the doll start a fashion blog? it had an eye for doll-trends!
- what is the difference between a normal blow up doll and an arabian blow up doll? arabian ones blow themselves up.
- i have purchased a new realistic sex doll. she is so realistic that she only wants to be friends with me.
- blow up dolls cost a lot more than they used to…i guess that’s from all the inflation.
- one time there was a small fire at a voodoo doll factory 10.000 people died.
- i hate those weird russian dolls. they’re always so full of themselves.
- i hate russian dolls. they’re so full of themselves
- there specialise in blow up dolls
- i need to buy a new inflatable love doll. the one i have now is almost full.
- i hate those little russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves.
- why did the doll go to the bakery? it wanted to get a slice of the fun!
- why did the doll start a jewelry business? it wanted to doll-liver sparkle and shine!
- collectible doll fact of the day: when barbie made her first appearance,
she was the only girl made of plastic. - because when italians ask their kids which doll they want, they say you wanta anna or elsa!
- what do you call a doll on fire? a barbie-q
- i hate those stackable russian dolls. they’re so full of themselves.
- i want a doll or something that breathes and emits heat so that it doesn’t feel creepy at night
- i just do not like russian dolls. they’re so full of themselves.
- why did the doll become a chef? it wanted to create doll-icacies in the kitchen!
- q.what is the name of barbie’s new beau doll who’s a homless
guy from new jersey?
a. hobo ken.
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