150 Dwarf Puns Will Keep You Wide Awake

Dwarf puns bring big laughs by poking fun at the vertically challenged. These puns take stereotypes about short stature and stand them on their heads with clever wordplay. While some might see dwarf puns as insensitive, most are meant purely for entertainment, playing with phrases in an innocent spirit.

A few recurring dwarf pun themes tend to tickle funny bones. There are jokes about dwarfs struggling with everyday tasks like reaching high shelves. Puns play with the idea of dwarfs having a “short” temper or being “short” on patience. The classic Snow White dwarfs make frequent appearances with gags about dwarf names like Happy and Grumpy. Even fantasy characters like gnomes and hobbits are fair game for silly height-related jokes.

150 Best Dwarf Puns

1. why is the dwarf laughing while playing football? the grass is tickling his balls.
2. a dwarf known as me an fool. i informed him to develop up
3. when does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle? mid-knight.
4. what do you get from a dwarf cow? condensed milk
5. today i saw a dwarf laughing as he climbed down a prison wall and i thought, “that’s a little condescending”
6. today i saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. i thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending.”
7. why did the dwarf become a musician? because they wanted to play short symphonies!
8. sometimes i just want to pick up a dwarf and start twirling them around. then i’d have my very own midget spinner.
9. a dwarf was upset someone picked his pocket he said, ” how could someone stoop so low”
10. what do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?a small medium at large.
11. according to a new study.. …6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.
12. if a psychic dwarf is evading the police… does that make him a small medium at large?
13. what do you call a dwarf who can ride a motorcycle? a small biker!
14. actually just got this from my dad. what’s wrong with the 7 dwarfs?6 of them are not happy.
15. “child you might be like a white dwarf star, extraordinarily scorching however not very shiny!”
16. a dwarf got out, absolutely fuming and exclaimed ‘i’m not happy!’to which i replied, ‘which one are you then?’
17. i got robbed by six dwarfs today. not happy.
18. a genie appeared and granted me one wish: i said i wanted to be happy. now i live in a cottage with 6 other dwarfs and i work in a mine.
19. the dwarf went to the bar but no one talked to him. midgets can really be overlooked.
20. just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed how could anyone stoop so low?
21. i have a dwarf friend and he really struggles with putting food on the table.
22. why did the dwarf become a tailor? because he knew how to cut the cloth to the right length!
23. what do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? a small medium at large.
24. what do you call a psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison? a small medium at large!
25. a dwarf’s favorite dessert is shortcake.
26. what do you call a dwarf who can do ballet? a little … ballerino!
27. i saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall today… i thought that was a little condescending
28. i’ll tell you what i know about dwarfs very little
29. how do you tell the difference between a midget and a dwarf? you can’t, the difference is very little.
30. did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison? he fell!it was a little condescending.
31. the dwarf wanted to learn 3d modeling so he could create low poly art.
32. today i saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. i thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending.”
33. how do you make a dwarf stop in his tracks? take away his step stool!
34. what’s the difference between a midget and a dwarf?little.
35. a human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar… the hobbit laughs and walks under it.
36. why did the dwarf become a race car driver? because he loved the idea of being closer to the ground!
37. the dwarf failed his job interview because he kept selling himself short.
38. a hawaiian dwarf laughed at me today… aloha.
39. a dwarf was pickpocketed recently. i dont know how someone could stoop so low.
40. a human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar… the hobbit laughs and walks under it.
41. what’s a dwarf’s favorite game? hide and seek, because they’re hard to spot!
42. the driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!! he looked up at me and said ‘i am not happy!’ so i said, ‘well, which one are you then?’
43. did you hear about the man whose first girlfriend was a dwarf? he’s still nuts over her.
44. how can you make the little things in life count? by teaching a dwarf mathematics.
45. what do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison? a small medium at large
46. what music service does a dwarf use to listen to music? shortify.
47. what’s the most well-known dwarf star? peter dinklage.
48. what do you call a dwarf convict with a debilitating skin disease? a lepercon
49. i asked a dwarf if he had any financial advice. he said, “invest in small businesses!”
50. what do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? a small medium at large
51. how do you spot a happy dwarf? look for the one who’s always high-fiving!
52. research has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.
53. what do you call a dwarf who can perform magic? a gnome-ician!
54. why are dwarfs so depressed?because six out of seven dwarfs aren’t happy.
55. baby you are like a white dwarf star…. extremely hot but not very bright
56. why did the dwarf bring a suitcase to the comedy club? he wanted to pack in the laughs!
57. what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? very little.
58. what’s a dwarf’s favorite type of music? rock and roll!
59. found out today that 6 out of the 7 dwarfs are not happy
60. did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? the headline was “small medium at large”.
61. what did one dwarf say to the other at the theme park? “i’m not short; i’m vertically challenged!”
62. why did the dwarf become a dj? because he knew how to drop the beat, even if it was a little lower!
63. i got into a car accident the the guy in the other car get s out and he’s a dwarf. he says “i am not happy”, so i asked he, “which one are you?”
64. i’ll tell you what i know about dwarfs very little
65. my dwarf buddy obtained fired from his low paying waiter job. he was struggling to place meals on the desk.
66. statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.
67. what do you call a fortune telling dwarf who escapes from prison? a small medium at large!
68. peter dinklage is a star.. a white dwarf, to be precise.
69. because six out of seven dwarfs aren’t happy.
70. ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife? it’s a knee slapper
71. what do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison? a small medium at large
72. the dwarf prisoner is escaping over the prison wall. it’s a little con descending.
73. what’s the difference between prince and a white dwarf? nothing, they’re both dead stars.
74. today i saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. i thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending.”
75. i heard a dwarf got pickpocketed. i was shocked and appalled. how could anyone stoop so low.
76. did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison? he fell!it was a little condescending.
77. how do you make a dwarf smile? just tell him he’s vertically gifted!
78. why did the dwarf bring a ladder to the bar? because he heard the drinks were on the house!
79. a dwarf got out the other car and said ‘i’m not happy’, i said which one are you then?
80. i saw a dwarf in an orange jumpsuit shimmying down the side of the building.i thought to myself, now that’s a little con descending.
81. a dwarf who was a mystic escaped from jail. the news said there was a small medium at large.
82. a psychic dwarf broke out of prison last night authorities are looking for a small medium at large.
83. why did the dwarf become a gardener? because he had a green thumb!
84. what do you call a dwarf who can dance? a small twinkle toes!
85. what do you call a dwarf who can ride a horse? a little jockey!
86. today i saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. i thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending.”
87. an elf, a dwarf, and a man walk into a bar the hobbit laughs at them and walks under it.
88. what do you call a dwarf who regularly rides the paris metro? a metrognome.
89. my dwarf wife has been feeling a bit down lately.
90. the driver got out and he was a dwarf.he looked up to me and said, i’m not happy, well, which one are you then? i replied.
91. why were the seven dwarfs kicked out of the bar? because they were miners…
92. i saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall earlier. it was a little condescending.
93. why did the dwarf become a tailor? because he knew how to make short cuts!
94. what do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison? a small medium at large
95. i needed a password eight characters long. so i picked snow white and the seven dwarfs
96. what do you call a psychic dwarf that recently escapes from a federal prison? a small medium at large!
97. during the riots the other day, a person was beat up by six dwarfs. not happy.
98. i heard a dwarf got pickpocketed. i was shocked and appalled. how could anyone stoop so low.
99. why did the dwarf bring a ladder to the bakery? he wanted to get a little pie in the sky!
100. a dwarf will literally date anyone. they have such low standards.
101. i ran into the back of a dwarf’s car. he said he wasn’t happy. i said “well which one are you?”
102. what do dwarfs and midgets have in common? very little.
103. what you do get from a dwarf cow? … condensed milk.
104. i was reading in the paper... and i saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.i thought to myself, “how could anyone stoop so low?”
105. throughout halloween, i noticed a dwarf in a fancy dress that seemed like a primary. i don’t know why, however he appeared just a little odd.
106. is there a difference between a dwarf and a midget? very little.
107. why did the dwarf give up on his dream of becoming a chef? because the stakes were too high.
108. i’m not happy. really, which dwarf are you, then?
109. what do you call an ice skating dwarf? a midget spinner
110. in other news…the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six. one of them isn’t happy.
111. how does a dwarf say hello? they just wave!
112. today i saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. i thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending.”
113. i just saw a dwarf climbing down the wall of a prison. i thought to myself… “that’s a little condescending”.
114. today, i saw a dwarf prisoner… today, i saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall. as he turned and sneered at me, i thought: “that’s a little condescending”.
115. i crashed into the back of a dwarf’s car… he got out, looked at the damage and said “i’m not happy”. so i replied ” which one are you then?”
116. did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? the newspapers read “beware, small medium at large!”
117. a dwarf called me an idiot. i told him to grow up
118. what’s the difference between a dwarf and an elf very little
119. why did the dwarf bring a magnifying glass to the party? because he wanted to make a small impression!
120. today i actually saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall i thought to myself, “now that’s a little condescending”
121. a dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. the call went out that there was a small medium at large.
122. today i got slapped for telling a girl her hair smelled nice. i hate being a dwarf.
123. what do you call a dwarf who loves to fish? a gnome-nominal angler!
124. what do you call a dwarf who can sing opera? a small diva!
125. a dwarf clairvoyant just escaped prison police say there is a small medium at large
126. if your girlfriend is a dwarf you should love her, and even put her on a pedestal.
127. a psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say? there’s small medium at large.
128. a coworker of mine is a dwarf, and i don’t have a high opinion of him. in fact, he’s half the man he thinks he is.
129. as an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf. peter dinklage is my all time number 1.
130. i asked a dwarf if he could reach the top shelf. he replied, “why do you think they call it the top shelf?”
131. i’m not happy. really, which dwarf are you, then?
132. what made the man hit the dwarf? the dwarf her hair was well groomed.
133. a dwarf psychic robbed a bank today. the news reported that there’s a small medium at large.
134. ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife? it’s a knee slapper
135. i saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall today… i thought that was a little condescending
136. wanna watch some dwarf porn? only a few brief movies.
137. why did the dwarf become a chef? because he wanted to specialize in short orders!
138. i watched a dwarf escape from prison today. as he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me. i thought to myself, “hmmm, that’s a little condescending.”
139. you know what they say about depression… only 1 of the 7 dwarfs was happy.
140. today i saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe. i thought it was a little condescending.
141. the dwarf went to the hospital but the line was too long. he is just going to have to be a little patient.
142. what did the dwarf say when asked if they were in a hurry? “no, i’m just short on time!”
143. how do you start telling a dwarf story? “long story short…”.
144. i was reading in the paper today… about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. how could anyone stoop so low?
145. why is the dwarf stumbling around? because he is a little drunk.
146. how does a dwarf always start a letter? with a short introduction.
147. why do dwarfs make great miners? they’re always digging for compliments!
148. a nervous dwarf complained about my native butchers, apparently, the stakes had been too excessive.
149. did you hear about the wanted dwarf psychic? he’s a small medium at large.
150. did you hear the eulogy about the dead dwarf? it said he took much viagra and now’s he’s a little stiff.

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