55 Falafel Puns That Will Have You Craving for More

Falafel puns have become quite the comedic phenomenon in recent years. Ranging from puns about falafel’s ingredients like chickpeas and tahini, to puns about Middle Eastern culture and cuisine, there truly seems to be no limit to the wordplay and double entendres that can be made with “falafel.”

Many focus on the homophone of “falafel” sounding like the phrase “I feel awful,” leading to puns about feeling sick after eating the fried chickpea balls. Others center around common falafel accompaniments like pita bread and hummus. More obscure themes include puns tying falafels to history, geography, or pop culture references.

Here are the list of 55 Best Falafel Puns That Will Have You Craving for More.

55 Best Falafel Puns

1. i want to go to florida, but i’m worried about that tzatziki virus. i heard it makes you falafel.
2. falafel is super easy to make
3. why did the falafel get a job at the bank? it wanted to keep its chick-peas safe!
4. (oc) i ate too many fried chickpea fritters man, do i falafel.
5. what type of dinosaurs roamed the mediterranean before the asteroid hit? falafel raptors. (sorry)
6. what did the falafel say when it won an award? “i’m on a roll, pita-ful!”
7. what do you call a fashionable falafel? a trend-settler!
8. why did the falafel go to the spa? it needed some well-deserved pita-therapy!
9. i had a bad donair earlier now i falafel
10. apparently my attempt at recreating authentic middle eastern recipes gave everyone food poisoning… i falafel.
11. what did the falafel say when it found love? “i’ve falafel-ing head over heels for you!”
12. why did the falafel get a passport? it wanted to go on a hummus-phere-trotting adventure!
13. why did the falafel become a poet? it had a way with words and chick-peas!
14. why did the falafel go to the beach? it wanted to take a dip in the tahini!
15. why did the falafel become a lifeguard? it wanted to save people from drowning in flavor!
16. i just ate too much middle eastern food. i falafel.
17. i think i ate some bad egyptian food today. i falafel.
18. i think, therefore i measure middle eastern food. you could say i’m a bit of a falafel sizer.
19. what’s a falafel’s favorite subject in school? hummus-ics!
20. what’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.
21. what’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.
22. gyroscopes? why not falafel-scopes?
23. what do you call a falafel that’s really good at math? a count-chick-pea!
24. these falafels are creating a falaffair to remember!
25. did i ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the pyramids? egypt me, but i was starving so i ate it anyway. now i falafel.
26. never eat expired greek food. you’ll falafel.
27. did you hear about the grecian who ate a radioactive falafel? he became a super-gyro.
28. what’s a falafel’s favorite type of music? wrap ‘n’ roll!
29. i think i’m allergic to middle eastern food. every time i eat it i falafel.
30. why did the falafel start a blog? it had a lot of pita-tude to share!
31. what did the falafel say to the pita bread? “wrap yourself around me, baby!”
32. what do you call a vegan dinosaur? falafel raptor
33. it made his stomach falafel.
34. i have a really bad addiction to middle eastern food. i can’t help but falafel.
35. what did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick? i falafel.
36. corrupt warden stuffed at middle eastern restaurant awful lawful all full off falafel.
37. never eat expired greek food. you’ll falafel.
38. what did the middle eastern dictator say after he had lunch? i ate too many chickpeas, now i falafel.
39. i always eat greek food to cure my hangover but it never works. i still falafel.
40. what did the hungover pita sandwich say? i falafel.
41. i ate some bad greek food now i falafel.
42. what’s a falafel’s favorite type of weather? hummus-phere!
43. i recently switched to an all middle eastern diet and can’t say i recommend it i falafel.
44. why was the falafel always in a hurry? it didn’t want to be left behind in the “hummus-race!”
45. i’ve been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of middle eastern food to help cheer me up. instead she just made me falafel.
46. what do you call a falafel with a great sense of style? a fashion-fel!
47. i ate too much middle-eastern food now i falafel.
48. knock knock!
    who’s there?
    falafel.
    falafel who?
    falafel off his bike and hurt his knee!
49. what did the falafel say when it won the cooking competition? “i’m on a roll, pita-ful of flavor!”
50. olaf falafel: getting mythology wrong is my hercules ankle.
51. what do you call a falafel with a phd? a doctor of chick-peas!
52. today i grabbed lunch at this middle-eastern food truck. i was fine earlier, but now i falafel.
53. why did allah give falafel and hummus to the middle east? they prayed for more gas.
54. what do you call a shy falafel? a wallflower.
55. what did the hungover pita sandwich say? i falafel.

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