75 Fern Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Fern puns are plant-based wordplay that utilize the word “fern” in clever and amusing ways. Some common themes include replacing words with “fern” to describe occupations, hobbies, locations, and more.

Fern puns also like to emphasize the fronds of ferns, so you may hear about keeping fronds close or being a “frond” of something.

Here is the list of 75 Best Fern Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone.

75 Best Fern Puns

i was at the store deciding between a saltwater aquarium and a houseplant to decorate my home. i finally settled on a beautiful fern. i said to my wife, “with fronds like these, who needs anemones?”
i applied for an in-fern-ship.
that’s ‘fern-omenal.’
i keep my fern in my bedroom, but only if my aquarium is next to my bed i’ve always been told you should keep your fronds close but your anemones closer.(in comic form)
why did the fern join a band? to play the “fern”bone!
i work for a local fern-dation.
why do ferns make good investment advisors? because they always advise to put some green in your portfolio!
what did the florist say to the man who bought all of her remaining shrubs and leafy plants to decorate his home and yard with? “careful you don’t fern a hole in your pocket with all these! ”
why did the fern go to the spa? it needed some “fern”ominal relaxation!
why are plant comedians so sought after? because they are so ferny!
how do you call for help when lost in the wilderness? by using a mobile fern.
fern-ishing touches!fern-itured room!fern-tasy world!fern-omenon!fern-ovations!fern-diggity!fern-est wishes!fern-ished product!fern-tastic voyage!fern-get about it!fern-ishing school!fern-iture store!fern-atic fan!fern-ally awesome!fern-tastic four!fern-ally found!
her house had some nice fern-ishings.
why did the fern become a musician? it wanted to “fern”ish melodies!
fern down for what.
why did the fern start a business? it wanted to “fern”ture its own path!
where do ferns go to relax and save energy? the for-rest!
why did the fern fail the test? it didn’t stay rooted in its studies!
why did the fern become a chef? to cook up some “fern”cuisine!
that’s a ‘fern-ky’ look.
why did the fern get a part-time job? to “fern”d some extra green!
would an example of a power plant be a joules fern?
it’s the ‘fern-d’ of the world as we know it.
what do ferns bring to a picnic? planty of food!
they’re running for go-fern-or.
what’s a fern’s favorite subject in school? “fern”omics!
that’s a ‘fern-tastic’ opportunity.
let’s start a ‘fern-ternity’ of plant lovers.
our friendship is ‘ever-fern.’
i’m having so much fern.
fern-omenon!fern-ovations!fern-diggity!fern-est wishes!fern-ished product!fern-tastic voyage!fern-get about it!fern-ishing school!fern-iture store!fern-atic fan!fern-ally awesome!fern-tastic four!fern-ally found!
why don’t ferns ever get mad? they don’t want to start any treemendous arguments!
fern-tasy world!fern-omenon!fern-ovations!fern-diggity!fern-est wishes!fern-ished product!fern-tastic voyage!fern-get about it!fern-ishing school!fern-iture store!fern-atic fan!fern-ally awesome!fern-tastic four!fern-ally found!
what do you call a fern tree that manages a bank? the branch manager.
what happens when a plant tries to add you on social media?a: you get a fern request.
the new machine fern-ctions well.
can’t ‘turn a fern’ eye to that.
why did the fern become a chef? it wanted to “fern”d culinary delights!
what’s a fern’s favorite dance move? the “fern”ando!
what household plant makes great furniture? a fern!
let’s take a ‘fern-out’ for a moment.
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why did the fern win the game? it was “fern”tastic at strategy!
my neighbor is so obsessed with ferns that she has them in every room of her house. i guess you could say her place is fully fern-ished!
why are ferns considered the wizards of the plant kingdom? because they’re enchanting!
why did the fern go to therapy? to work on its “fern”g-term goals!
they were an o-fern-ight success.
frond-al lobe – a part of the fern’s brain.
what do you call a yard that is bordered with ferns on all sides? fern-ced in!
have a ‘fern-tastic’ day!
i’m a big fern of sports.
my neighbor is so obsessed with ferns that she has them in every room of her house. i guess you could say her place is fully fern-ished!
what’s a fern’s favorite ice cream flavor? “fern”bulous mint!
why was the fern a great comedian? it had “fern”tastic timing!
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gardening question: anyone know a good place to buy a fern? asking for a frond.
what’s a fern’s favorite genre of music? “fern”k!
what is the name of the fern’s favorite ice cream? fern-illa!
what’s a fern’s favorite snack? “fern”ch fries!
they serve as a testament to our ability to discover fun even in everyday flora. in our exploration, i hope we’ve uncovered that, like a well-tended fern, humor requires nurturing, a keen eye, and the willingness to dig a little deeper.
i ‘fernly’ believe that’s true.
why did the fern go on a diet? it wanted to be “fern”ier!
how does a fern tree access the world wide web? easy, it logs in.
fern-tastic voyage!fern-get about it!fern-ishing school!fern-iture store!fern-atic fan!fern-ally awesome!fern-tastic four!fern-ally found!
what do you call a fern that can predict the future? “fern”tune teller!
why do ferns never get lost? because of their natural sense of direct-shun!
fern-tastic wordplay (tom swifties)
why are ferns the best employees? they never take too many days leaf.
you are ‘fern-ally’ here!
what’s a fern’s favorite holiday? “fern”sgiving!
a friend of mine recently got a hair transplant derived from ferns but he claims that the ferns identify as ficus.
i don’t know why people are making a big deal about obama appearing between two ferns… i mean, bill clinton appeared between two bushes.
let’s get into the ‘fern-grove’ of things.
why did the fern blush? it saw someone “fern”tastically attractive!
what’s a fern’s favorite song? “fern”ando by abba!.