Flood puns are jokes or humorous phrases that play on words related to flooding, such as water damage, overflowing rivers or precipitation, and other flooding-related topics.
Flood puns involve water levels, swimming, boats, cleanup efforts, and hydrology. Flood pun puns often reference flooding properties, flooding behaviors, and interactions with flood waters.
55 Best Flood Puns
- after it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, how was the flood of genesis stopped? god dammed it.
- what does a cyclone, flood, fire and a woman have in common? sooner or later one of em will get your house….
- i was pretty proud of it backstory first. i’m a manager at petco and was changing the water in the goldfish tank in the aquatics section. i forgot i left the water on and flooded a quarter of the store.customer: wow, sure is pretty floodedme: yeah, you just missed noah
- what do you call a flooded art gallery? a “damp” exhibit.
- the local basketball gymnasium flooded months ago, but our town did nothing about it. all the kids are trying to play tournament games anyway… it’s marsh madness!
- stuck in a flood? don’t cry you’ll only make it worse
- what do you call a flooded jungle? a “swamp”ari.
- a natural log cabin.wait, i forgot the cit’s a flood victim house
- a charity single has been released in aid of pakistan flood relief… raindrops keep falling on ahmed.
- what do you call a flooded school for disabled kids?vegetable soup.
- breaking news. total caos and panic as germans are flooding supermarkets to buy sausages and cheese that’s a wurst kase scenario
- what’s a flood’s favorite game? sink or float.
- i hear they want to flood russia in knee high water i keep hearing talk about giving the country sank shins.
- every time i lie down on my new bed, all my embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me. i shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
- just guaranteed a flood of reposts with a change from harambe to nigel (or whatever it is).
- what did god say to all the animals during the greaf flood? don’t worry. i noah guy
- i was going to divert the river to flood paris… but i didn’t want to cause a seine.
- what do you do when a bad plumber backs up your toilet and causes a flood in your house?“you sewer.”
- the human body is made up of about 60% water so i’m not fat, i’m just flooded.
- what’s a flood’s favorite snack? “tide” pods (just kidding, safety first!).
- pandemic, country-wide fires, floods, locust swarms… i don’t know who has them, but please just let the jews go.
- why did the flood become a weather forecaster? it had a natural talent for “liquid” predictions.
- til: some farmers in bangladesh have switched to raising ducks instead of chickens, because during catastrophic floods, ducks float. sounds like they’re a bunch of quacks to me.
- what’s a flood’s favorite card game? “soggy” uno.
- what does a cyclone, flood, fire and a woman have in common? sooner or later one of em will get your house….
- there was a flood in the grocery store! the water was up to my neck!
- my wife said her garden had flooded turns out there was a leek
- what’s the best part about living in a flood plain?a: the trip to the river just got shorter.
- what did the farmer say when the river flooded his farm? dam it!
- have you seen the floods in paris? it’s inseine!
- what did god do when he flooded the earth? he dammed it.
- why did the flood refuse to play cards? it was afraid of getting “soaked” in the game.
- donald trump doesn’t believe in the eventual flooding of the coasts due to climate change apparently he doesn’t think america can sink any lower either.
- why did the flood start meditating? it wanted to find its “inner” calm.
- why did the flood refuse to eat dessert? it was already full of “liquid” calories.
- every time i lie down on my new bed, all my embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me. i shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
- whenever i lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments of my high school days come flooding back to me. i shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
- where did the witchy drones head to as the flood waters rose? the ark of the coven ant.
- “i need a rescue boat!” tom shouted, stranded in the flood.
- knock, knock.(who’s there?)water.(water who?)water you going to do when the flood comes?
- why did the gym coach flood the gym? so he could send in a sub.
- what shoes do you buy when your basement is flooded? pumps.
- “we should go swimming,” tom suggested, wading into the floodwaters.
- “if you pull the thread named moroni and it comes loose, the entire garment unravels…. by comparison, the stories of adam and eve, or noah and the flood, could be myths or inspired fiction without undermining the christian religion.” –terryl givens
- what did the selfish beaver say to the deer that asked him to help stop the flooding affecting her grazing grounds? frankly, my deer, i don’t give a dam.
- “i’m in over my head,” tom chuckled, standing knee-deep in the flood.
- what’s a flood’s favorite ice cream flavor? rocky road (with a splash of water).
- how do you find the right book in a library that was caught in a flood? using the mildewey decimal system!
- have you seen the floods in paris? it’s inseine!
- my wife said her garden had flooded turns out there was a leek
- what do you call a flood’s job interview? a “water”-view.
- why did the flood become a detective? it loved solving “wet” mysteries.
- there was a flood at a fashion store all the clothes are now superwet
- after the great flood, noah sends the animals to go forth and multiply.a pair of snakes stayed behind. noah asked, why they stayed.the pair of snakes replies we can’t multiply, we’re adders …so noah builds them a log table.
- in 1919, a storage tank full of molasses in boston exploded, causing a flood that killed 21 people. i guess you could call it the boston molassacre.
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