Here you’ll find no shortage of plays on “grey puns“, We’ll examine the color from every angle and mine it for all its wordplay worth.
So whether you’re a fan of “50 shades of grey” or prefer your humor a touch more light, dive in and prepare to see grey in a whole new light! Who knows, by the end you may even come to appreciate the punnier side of this oft-maligned color.
35 Best Grey Puns
- violets are greyeverything’s grey i’m a dog
- this week lego batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 shades of grey… when asked to comment about this 50 shades stated “it’s okay, i like to be dominated.”
- what’s grey and not very heavy? light grey.
- i found a grey hair today and i guess it’s true what they say once you go grey, you never go black
- may → grey: as in, “as the case grey be” and “be that as it grey” and “come what grey.”
- why doesn’t karl marx like earl grey? because all proper tea is theft.
- 50 shades of grey girl 1: hey have you read yet?girl 2: yes! from cover to cover!girl 1: and the index?girl 2: exhausted…
- watched 50 shades of grey with my parents and christ if all the sex didn’t make the whole thing awkward. i could barely see the screen with my mom bent over like that.
- earl grey in hindsight is 20-20
- why does james bond have grey hair? because there’s no time to dye!
- what do you say the second time you have grey poupon? dijon vu
- i picked out a color of grey paint the other day, i guess the salesman didn’t like it. he just said “oh, the hue manatee.”
- what instant coffee and sasha grey have in common? 3 in 1
- what’s big, grey, and asks a lot of questions? a why-noceros
- i tried earl grey today it wasn’t my cup of tea
- i found my first grey pubic hair this morning. normally things like this don’t bother me, but i found it in my sausage and egg mcmuffin.
- stay → grey: as in, “grey in touch” and “grey the course” and “grey tuned.”
- what’s big, grey and goes round and round? an elephant in a washing machine.
- i was talking to my buddy about 50 shades of grey he said “yeah, my wife and i have been doing s&m for years.””really!”, i said, “i had no idea!””sure,” he said, “she sleeps and i masturbate!”
- 50 shades of grey is a genius title but had they thought about it they should have added 19 more shades
- i am pretty good at making an earl grey. it’s my special tea.
- the nhs has just revealed a list of long-term side effects of vaccines! – old age- grey hair- general decrease of diseases
- what’s grey and comes in pints? an elephant
- i was out on a safari when i saw this big, fat, grey animal limping painfully toward a muddy pond. i asked the tour guide if it was injured… he said, “no, it’s just a hip-hurt-potamus”
- a little lad asks his mother why she has so many grey hairs. “it’s because you are so naughty” she tells him.”well,…” he replies, “…having seen grandma, you must have been a right twat.”
- what’s large, grey, and doesn’t matter? an irrelephant 🐘
- roses are brown, violets are grey i just found out i’m colorblind today.
- what is grey and unimportant? an irrelephant
- barber: mr. bond, you are turning old and grey. would you like me to colour your hair? janes bond: no thanks. dye another day.
- 50 shades of grey would be a perfect title for a movie about a dog reading a map of the us.
- unfortunately, i clumsily spilled earl grey on my shirt while drinking it.
- for the longest time i thought priest’s collars were grey i guess i’m just collar blind.thanks michael scott.
- buy my new book: 50 shades of grey poupon
- what’s the difference between grey and gray? one is a color, and the other is a colour.
- this calls for some stellar earl greying!
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