55 Hamster Puns to Spruce Up Your Joke Game

Hamster puns are jokes that derive their humor from different aspects of hamsters themselves. 

Hamster Puns are based on some of the common activities that are associated with hamsters, such as keeping food inside their cheek pouches and running around on the wheel, as well as other hamster-related puns concerning their small size or love for reading can be found. 

Despite this, hamster puns are good puns that enable joking with these little hairy animals in an amusing manner. Hamster puns convert the antics of these animals into funny jokes and funny expressions in which language is twisted around. 

55 Best Hamster Puns

1. what do you call a hamster who’s really good at solving puzzles? hamster mind.why did the hamster become a musician? he knew how to ham it up.what do you call a hamster who loves to read? a hamster-bookworm.why did the hamster become an astronaut? he knew how to ham-leap.
2. how did the hamster react when it got a flat tire?a: it felt “wheel-y” deflated!
3. why did the hamster quit his job?
4. my hamster thinks storing food in his cheeks is a funny game. he calls it hide-and-cheek.my pet hamster snuck into my lunch bag and ate all of my carrot sticks. i can’t believe the cheek of him!
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6. what do you call a hamster who’s a great singer?a: a ham-star!
7. what’s a hamster’s favorite hobby?a: ham-stargazing!
8. how do hamsters navigate through a maze?a: with their “ham-p”!
9. hamster wheels: spinning happiness into every day.
10. why did the hamster travel into space? in order to join hamsteroid belt.
11. what do you call a hamster with hearing aids? ham-hears!
12. what did the hamster say to its friend at the gym?a: “let’s ham-troduce ourselves!”
13. me: you know, since it doesn’t have a tail, i’m pretty sure it is actually a hamster.it: okay sir. please right-click your hamster, and save the file.
14. if you ask a hamster who their favourite actress is,  they always say the same. they love scarlett johamster.
15. why did the hamster become an astronaut? he knew how to ham-leap.
16. is hot glue safe for hamsters?
17. what is a hamster’s favorite game? hide and cheek.
18. what do you call a hamster with 3 legs? a ham-putee.
19. my hamsters are all annoyed at me because they don’t like my new t-shirt. i don’t understand why they are being so pet-ty.
20. what’s a hamster’s favorite food at a fancy restaurant? “mice and cheese”!
21. where do hamsters come from?hamsterdam!
22. a hamster ran in his ball for three days in a row. i was so impressed, he was seriously on a roll.
23. hamster out of hellloving you is hamster than everhammock timehamsterificthe hamster’s denhamster househamming it upham it up, babyhappy as a hamster in a cagei ham what i hamhamster-ifichammy dayshamster-jamhamming aroundhammingbirdthe hamshank redemptionhamtastichammie and meow
24. hamster standing up – what does that mean?
25. how do hamsters stay entertained on a rainy day?a: they have indoor “wheel-biking” races!
26. what do you call a hamster in space?an hamsteroid
27. my hamster might become a chef, he always has something cooking in his “whisker-t”.
28. what do we call a wireless mouse?hamster.
29. loving you is hamster than everhammock timehamsterificthe hamster’s denhamster househamming it upham it up, babyhappy as a hamster in a cagei ham what i hamhamster-ifichammy dayshamster-jamhamming aroundhammingbirdthe hamshank redemptionhamtastichammie and meow
30. i put a hamster in a top hat. we like to call him abrahamster lincoln now.
31. how do hamsters like to celebrate their birthdays?a: with a “ham-tastic” party, of course!
32. mother and father hamsters never ever tell their babies a bedtime story. i think it must be because they don’t have any tales.
33. my hamster is so smart, he’s a real “whisker-taker”!
34. how do hamsters keep their fur looking perfect? they use “rodent-erizer”!
35. what’s a hamster’s favorite way to relax after a long day of running on the wheel?a: a nice, warm “hammock”!
36. what do you call a hamster who’s a great actor?a: a “ham-ateur thespian”!
37. what is similar between a cigarette and a hamster? they’re both harmless until you stick it in you mouth and set it on fire.
38. what’s a hamster’s favorite dance? the hamstango!
39. why did the hamster start a rock band?a: because it wanted to be a “hamster of ceremonies”!
40. why don’t hamsters ever get sick?because they have little “antibodies”!
41. what’s a hamster’s favorite mode of transportation?a: the hamster “wheel”!
42. my hamster only has three legs because he was in an accident. now he’s a hamputee.
43. what do you call a hamster that can act? a dramster!
44. why did the hamster bring a jetpack to school? because he wanted to be the class hamrocketer!
45. why did the hamster decide to diet? he wanted to become a dam.
46. my hamster died last night 🙁 he fell asleep at the wheel
47. because they don’t like being accused of “hamstering” it away!
48. what do you call an hamster in space? an hamsteroid
49. what’s the difference between a hamster and a mouse? you cannot connect a hamster to a computer.
50. my hamster died last night 🙁 he fell asleep at the wheel
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52. why did the hamster attend school? he wanted an “fur-ther” education!
53. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a hamster?
54. my dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers. they’re building a hamsterdam.
55. what’s a hamster’s favorite game at the arcade?a: whack-a-mole!.

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