95 Juice Puns to Squeeze Some Laughs Out of Your Day

Juice puns add a refreshing twist to conversations and bring a burst of humor to the topic of juice. These puns play with words and phrases related to juice, fruits, and beverages, creating a playful and entertaining atmosphere.

Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or simply enjoy a good laugh, juice puns are a delightful way to add some zest to your conversations.

So, grab a glass of your favorite juice and get ready to squeeze out some laughter with these puns!

95 Best Juice Puns

1. what’s the difference between french fries and orange juice? you can make orange juice out of orange, but not french fries out of french
2. why did the juice break up with the smoothie?a: it couldn’t handle the pressure of being in a committed “squeezionship”!
3. i knew what apple juice tasted like before i even tried it. i had in-cider information.
4. good things come in small packages, like juice boxes.you’ve got a peach of my heart.i’ve bean thinking about you.don’t make a scene, just drink some juice.don’t be a stranger- berry up!you’re the apple of my eye and the juice of my cup.beet the heat with a glass of juice!
5. i got fired from the orange juice factory because i couldn’t concentrate
6. why are lemon juice and vinegar so sour? people keep tripping acid
7. i had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. as it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate. i had a thought. i wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
8. what did the grape say to the apple? “stop wine-ing and let’s juice hang out!”
9. i admired the juice-taposition of the two images.
10. what’s a juice’s favorite game?a: concentration!
11. i once saw a guy staring at a can of orange juice, and when i asked him why he was doing that, he said, “because it says ‘concentrate’ on the can.”
12. a juice train goes juice juice.
13. why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? lack of concentration.
14. why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? because he couldn’t concentrate…
15. how do you fix a broken juice machine?a: you give it a “squeeze” of life!
16. how did the grape become a millionaire? it struck juice-lotto!
17. does anyone have a recipe for apple juice and hot dogs? i asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a foot-long in cider.
18. why did the juice box go to school?a: it wanted to get a “pulp”-education!
19. get juiced to it.
20. what’s a juicer’s favorite type of music? rhythm and juice!
21. i used to work at an orange juice factory…
22. – i once got fired from a canned juice company. i once got fired from a canned juice company. apparently i couldn’t concentrate.
23. i knew what apple juice tasted like before i even tried it. i had in-cider information.
24. what’s a juice’s favorite type of weather?a: sunny with a chance of smoothies!
25. i was asked why i love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which i replied “it’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”
26. why did the watermelon escape from the farm? to join the juice world tour.how did the apple feel at the juice party? peachy.what do you call a fruit who’s always happy? a juice berry.
27. i inhaled my juice when i read this, now i’m coffin’
28. what do you call it when 13 preschoolers have just had their juice? a daycare’s buzzin’
29. triple dry hopped hipster juicebagburn ’em brewing
30. drinking juice has a lot of health benefits and can provide you with all the vitamins and nutrients you need. also, it is a great way to stay hydrated and get your recommended daily water intake. for people who don’t eat enough fruits and vegetables, juice is an excellent substitute for them.
31. it’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice because that would be in cider trading
32. goose → juice: as in, “loose as a juice.”
33. my doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins it’s the weight and c approach i guess
34. i used to work at the orange juice factory.. i got fired because i couldn’t concentrate…
35. i got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from turkey” wouldn’t that make it… turkey juice?
36. it’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice because that would be in cider trading
37. “the juice was juicing out of the fruit.”
38. i’m juiced around the corner.
39. i got fired from the orange juice factory because i couldn’t concentrate
40. i accomplished drinking the orange juice suck zest!
41. what if someone made raisins with juice in them that would be grape
42. the orange juice was studying very hard it looked concentrated
43. how do you make a glass of juice smile?a: tell it a “pulp” fiction!
44. why did the carrot refuse to join the juice party? it preferred to stay root-ed!
45. did you hear about the guy that was fired from the orange juice factory? he couldn’t concentrate!
46. what’s a juice’s favorite type of music?a: rhythm and “juice”!
47. i got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today. i just couldn’t concentrate.
48. why did the grape stop rolling? it ran out of juice!
49. what do you call a mislabeled orange juice container? pulp fiction.
50. when i open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, i start to feel like david gilmour. “how i wish… how i wish you were beer.”
51. what did the lemon juice say to the baking soda? ya basic!
52. as yoda from star wars would say, “juice or juice not. there is no try.”
53. i inhaled my juice when i read this, now i’m coffin’
54. new album by juice springsteen
55. the orange juice was studying very hard it looked concentrated
56. how do you know when juice is in a bad mood?a: it’s a little “sour”!
57. what did the orange say to the juicer? “i’m ready to get squeezed into deliciousness!”
58. what do you call a fruit who’s always happy? a juice berry.
59. how do you catch a squirrel in a juice factory? climb a tree and act like a nut!
60. i got canned from a orange juice factory… just couldn’t concentrate.
61. i had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. as it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate. i had a thought. i wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
62. the photographer took a lot of ima-juice.
63. what if someone made raisins with juice in them that would be grape
64. the store had 50% off on orange juice. i guess you could say it was rejuiced.
65. what’s a juicer’s favorite dessert? lemon merin-gue!
66. what’s a fruit’s favorite way to relax? with a refreshing juice spa!
67. why did the carrot win the marathon? it had great stamina and juice-tion!
68. i don’t have to volunteer. i juice to do it.
69. the orange juice industry is not doing very well. tomorrow they will give a special press conference
70. what’s a juice’s favorite type of music?a: jazz, because it’s so “smooth”!
71. i’m juiced so pleased with the fruits of my labour.
72. what do you call a juice that’s always meditating?a: zen-terrupted!
73. i got canned from a orange juice factory… just couldn’t concentrate.
74. why did the grape juice refuse to play hide and seek?a: it didn’t want to “wine” about being found!
75. what do you call a mislabeled orange juice container? pulp fiction.
76. she graduated from a presti-juice university.
77. the orange juice industry is not doing very well. tomorrow they will give a special press release.
78. i’m thinking of a juice-rname for my new social media profile.
79. why did the grape juice go to the doctor?a: it was feeling a little “concord”!
80. i went to a dinner party yesterday. the hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. i arrived early had some hors d’oeuvres. then i realized i was thirsty, and i wanted to try the mixed juice drink. at this point everyone else was getting food, so i walked right up and got a cup...
81. how did the juice win the talent show?a: it had a “juicy” performance that wowed the judges!
82. i used to work at the orange juice factory.. i got fired because i couldn’t concentrate…
83. what do you call juice with no ice in it? ju
84. i used to work at the orange juice factory.. i got fired because i couldn’t concentrate…
85. you had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making ricotta, not lemon juice! this is not the right whey.
86. goose → loose: as in, “loose as a juice” and “a wild juice chase.”
87. why did the tomato juice turn red?a: because it saw the celery undressing!
88. “this juice should help with di-juice-tion.”
89. what’s a juicer’s favorite movie genre? pulp fiction, of course!
90. i got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from turkey” wouldn’t that make it… turkey juice?
91. the agreement was advanta-juice for both parties.
92. i had to quit my job at the orange juice factory i just couldn’t concentrate
93. how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine? you consomme out of him.
94. i was asked why i love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which i replied “it’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”
95. why did the grape juice get an award?a: because it had “grape” potential!.

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