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95 Lime Puns That Will Make You Sweat

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Written by Fuuny Puns Team

Lime Puns are humorous wordplay or jokes that involve the word “Lime” or play on its characteristics. They are a fun way to add a touch of zest to conversations or lighten the mood. There are different types of lime puns, including puns that involve other fruits like oranges and lemons, puns related to lime’s taste or appearance, puns that play on words or phrases containing “Lime,” and puns that highlight lime’s association with positivity and energy.

Lime Puns can be used in various contexts, such as casual conversations, social media posts, or even as icebreakers. They add a touch of humor and playfulness to interactions, making them more enjoyable and memorable.

95 Best Lime Puns

  1. why did the lime refuse to play hide and seek?a: “because it didn’t want to be the ‘unlime-liable’ one.”
  2. lime lime-ricks are the best songs!
  3. lime so proud of you.
  4. what did the lime say to the orange? you’re one in a melon!why did the lime refuse to get married? it didn’t want to be wedged.what do you call a lime that’s been mixed with gin? a gimlet.why did the lime try to befriend the lemon? it wanted to branch out.
  5. what would you call a lime that always seems late for appointments? a lime-procrastinator.
  6. why did the lime try to befriend the lemon? it wanted to branch out.
  7. a lock’s favorite food is key lime pie.
  8. i was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her. but unfortunately sierra mist
  9. what do you call a transformer that is disguised as a fruit? optimus lime!
  10. what did the lime say to the orange at the gym? “you’re really peel-ing off those pounds!”
  11. the lime was in a hurry because it was “running out of juice.”
  12. how did the lime get into an easy group at the olympics? a: because it was well seeded.
  13. “this lime is really peeling good vibes.”
  14. lime lime-ricks are the best songs.
  15. “lime me up, i’m ready to conquer the world!”
  16. lime glad to be friends.
  17. be careful, you don’t want to get lime disease.
  18. “squeeze the day and make it lime-tastic!”
  19. feeling “lime”ited by possibilities.
  20. what do you get when you let citrus fruits write your song lyrics? lime-ricks.
  21. why was the lemon so green? because it came down with lime disease.
  22. why did the lime always win at poker? because it had a good poker face.
  23. what would you call a lime who always sings? a lime-singer.
  24. i’m so grateful for you, my little lime of sunshine!
  25. why did the lime feel like it was always in a rush? because it had a lot of zest for life.
  26. it’s lime to party.
  27. who is a lime’s bitter rival?a: “sour grapes!”
  28. you’re the lime to my tequila, the perfect match!
  29. “lime and laughter make the perfect recipe for joy.”
  30. why are unripe limes so great?– they are sublime
  31. why did the lime break up with the lemon? it was too acidic!
  32. what did the lime say to the partygoers?a: “let’s have a ‘lime-tastic’ time!”
  33. optimus lime – a fruit’s favorite transformer.
  34. i’ve got to make a citrus-ion, lime or lemon?
  35. pick-up limes are cheesy.
  36. why did the fruit bat eat the lime? because it had appeal.
  37. how does a lime make a decision? it always goes with its gut instinct – the zest!
  38. i like my limes like i like my love life…hot and spicy!
  39. are you a lime? because you make everything zestier.
  40. what do you call a lime that’s been fermented? a sour brew.why did the lime feel like it was always overlooked? because people were always picking the lemon.
  41. “key limes are like little bursts of ‘lime-light’ in the citrus world!”
  42. what do you call a rock made of limes?a: a limestone.
  43. why did the lime go out with the lemon?because he was sick of oranges!
  44. why should you never pick the lowest fruit on a lime tree? because they are sublime.
  45. what did lime say to its crush?a: “lime in love with you!”
  46. be careful because there’s inc-lime-nt weather.
  47. just an uninteresting photo of a key lime.
  48. let’s take the “lime” light and shine together!
  49. “lime is on my side, yes it is!”
  50. when a lemon works overtime it gets paid half a lime.
  51. what makes limes so more observant than bananas? they contain large amounts of vitamin see.
  52. what separates a whole lime from a half lime? one is a full round, the other a half measure.
  53. life gave me limes, so i set up a limeade stand.
  54. no one understood limes; they had long been perceived to have an acidic flavour.
  55. how did the lime console the lemon?a: “don’t worry, when life gives you lemons, i’ll be your ‘lime-light.’”
  56. “lime and laughter make the perfect combination.”
  57. what do you call a lime that’s been mixed with gin? a gimlet.why did the lime try to befriend the lemon? it wanted to branch out.
  58. i asked the lime if it wanted to play soccer, but it said it was “peeling” tired.
  59. you can call me any-lime.
  60. why do limes always say no when they are asked if they would like to watch pulp fiction? because it sounds like a horror movie.
  61. lime and shine, it’s a beautiful day!
  62. did you hear about the lime that got insulted? it was incitrused.
  63. what does a lime sweat? lime juice.
  64. just “lime”-agine the possibilities.
  65. what do you call someone who constantly helps others? a lime-altruist.
  66. you make my heart skip a lime, my sweetie!
  67. “lime-lovers unite! cheers to all things citrusy and zesty.”
  68. how did the lime get into an easy group at the olympics? because it was well seeded.
  69. my friend tried to juggle lemons and limes but ended up in a “sour” situation.
  70. this is where i draw the lime.
  71. “lime and lime again, i can’t get enough of you.”
  72. you’ll acc-lime-ate to the weather.
  73. why was the lime not allowed to join the orchestra? because it was not able to keep lime with the other musicians.
  74. you look g-lime-orous.
  75. “i make the guac. olivia can’t find the lime.” – scandal“lime is the secret ingredient in my famous pizzaioli sauce.” – everybody loves raymond“why do i always gotta be the lime in the coconut?” – the other guys“i’d drink a margarita with you anytime, lover.” – psych
  76. what goes well with lime? a bean.
  77. what do you get when multiple limes collide? citrus entanglement.
  78. what can a whole lime do that half a lime can never do? look round.
  79. why did the lime decide to become a musician? it wanted to create some tangy tunes.what do you call a lime that’s been fermented? a sour brew.why did the lime feel like it was always overlooked? because people were always picking the lemon.
  80. why couldn’t the lemon and lime have sex? because they were cousins and that would be inzest.
  81. what do you get when multiple limes collide? citrus entanglement.
  82. “lime-nade out of lemons? nah, i prefer lime-nade all the way!”
  83. what is a citrus fruit’s favorite band?a: sublime.
  84. why did the lime go to therapy?a: “it had too many ’emotional peelings.’”
  85. “i’m on cloud lime with you by my side.”
  86. “lime to spread some lime-unity and love.”
  87. thank you for the comp-lime-nt.
  88. why did the lime go to the casino? to try its luck at the lime-slots.
  89. what do you call a cat who loves limes? a sour-puss!
  90. what do we call someone wanting to be a teacher? a lime-structor.
  91. “you’re a cutelime, inside and out.”
  92. be cautious! limes have quite the peel-factor, but they’re fantastic when you get to know them.
  93. write your phone number on a lime– now it’s a pick-up lime
  94. i asked my lime friend if it wanted to dance, but it said it had no “rind” in its schedule.
  95. time to bask in the lime-light.

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Fuuny Puns Team

With a shared love for puns, we come together to create content that will leave you laughing and entertained. Our team members have a knack for finding the perfect puns for any occasion and enjoy sharing them with our readers. From witty one-liners to clever wordplay, we strive to bring you the best puns and humor that will brighten your day.

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