Microwave Puns are Cooking-related humor or Appliance humor that revolve around the concept of microwaves, their functions, or related topics. They often involve clever twists, puns, or play on words to create a humorous effect.
From playful puns about microwaveable foods to personifying microwaves in humorous situations, these puns bring a smile to our faces.
55 Best Microwave Puns
- what happens when you put a nut in the microwave? the other one gets stuck.
- if you think that your microwave collecting data and the tv spying on you is bad enough… the vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years…
- how long should you microwave fish for? tuna half minutes.
- what’s a microwave’s favorite type of comfort food? a: microwaveable macaroni and cheese!
- when a short person waves at you… it’s a microwave.
- how does the microwave appliance show its affection? a: with warm and “electrifying” love!
- my wife and i started arguing as to who gets to use the microwave first. then things started to heat up.
- i used to have this on my tinder profile to introduce myself to guys… im like a microwave: easy to turn on, warm on the inside and if you put a baby inside me i’ll kill it.
- what is a microwave’s beep sound file called? micro.wav
- stick it in microwave and turn it on until it’s bill withers.
- that the clock on my microwave will be wrong for the next several months.
- so the boxing kangaroo says to the microwave… no soap radio!
- …then who spins the plate in microwave?
- i finally got a microwave to heat up my leftovers so i was able to quit cold turkey
- how do you turn a duck into a soul singer? put it in the microwave until it’s bill withers
- to start things off, you probably already knew this one, but you shouldn’t put aluminum foil inside a microwave because it burns and ignites. in fact, don’t heat up any kind of metal.
- do you know why i don’t eat at chili’s or applebee’s? because i’m old enough to microwave my own food…
- why did the microwave appliance start a cooking show? a: because it had a “magnetron” for the camera!
- why does a microwave hum? because it doesn’t know the words
- why can’t you surf on microwaves? because they’re too small.
- a nokia most likely would survived and blow the microwave.
- i thought about fixing my microwave oven… but i just didn’t have the convection.
- my wife and i were arguing as to who gets to use the microwave first. then things started to get heated.
- how did the microwave wish everyone a delightful meal? a: it said, “may your food be warm and scrumptious, just like you!”
- i thought about fixing my microwave oven… but i just didn’t have the convection.
- microwaves don’t move. they are in a minute objects.
- microwaved food is a lot like schroedinger’s cat it could be really hot or stone cold.
- what shows you porn and sounds like a microwave? bing!
- my crow wave → microwave: as in “microwave at me with its wing.”
- she puts in in the microwave.
- i hate being locked inside a microwave it really makes my blood boil
- how did the microwave express its love for convenience? a: by making meal prep a breeze with its quick heating!
- my microwave asked me why i was walking around with a gun… i told it becuase of the cia…it laughed, i laughed, my wife laughed…i shot my wife…
- every time i’m having a microwave meal, i turn on the movie “the golden eye”. the instructions say —pierce film before cooking.
- i snuck up behind my daughter and whispered, “i think our microwave and our tv are spying on us!!! and i also think our vacuum cleaner…” “…has been gathering dirt on us for years!”
- to set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. cheese so hot when she does that.
- about 25 seconds in the microwave.
- our microwave is at least three feet wide i’d hate to see a regular sized wave
- my microwave & freezer got married in a kitchen wedding. who gave the speech? the toaster.
- so i was teaching my brother english… i told him to skip the first “h” when reading or pronouncing words (e.g. honour, hour, honest etc.) later that day i told him to heat my lunch in the microwave… let’s just say i didn’t have any lunch.
- when i was growing up i always had a microwave. as i grew older and gained more confidence, now i have a normal wave. 👋🏽
- i keep burning food with my presidential debate microwave… i set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time.
- how did the microwave wish everyone a delicious meal? a: it said, “may your food be perfectly warmed and scrumptious!”
- what’s the difference between a microwaved sweet potato and a ham thrown off a balcony? one is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
- two water molecules are hanging out in a microwave. when someone comes along to turn the microwave on, one molecule looks at the other and says, “…. …this is so exciting!!!”
- what do you call a microwave that loves to experiment with recipes? a: a culinary “microwave maestro”!
- the metal strip in paper currency is sensitive to microwave and radio waves. because it apparently tends to burn a hole in the pocket.
- what’s the opposite of a microwave? a tsunami.
- how did the microwave wish everyone a mouthwatering day? a: it said, “may your meals be scrumptious and piping hot!”
- why did the microwave host its cooking show? a: because it had a “magnetron” for entertainment!
- what’s a microwave’s favorite type of dish to cook? a: microwavable mac ‘n’ cheese!
- do you know why i don’t eat at chili’s or applebee’s? because i’m old enough to microwave my own food…
- what’s the difference between a microwave and a muslim? a microwave doesn’t blow up every time the timer goes off.
- how do you turn a duck into a soul singer? put it in the microwave until its bill withers
- what do you call a microwave that’s a pro at defrosting?a: a defrosting “dynamo”!
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