55 Portugal Puns

Portugal puns are wordplay jokes that revolve around the country of Portugal, its culture, history, landmarks, Food and Drink and even its language.

Portugal puns often involve Portuguese words, phrases, or names, resulting in humorous and witty play on words. They can be a fun way to celebrate the uniqueness of Portugal and its people.

55 Best Portugal Puns

i’m in a good place right now. not emotionally, i’m just in portugal.
you know the times have changed… when portugal leaves brazil without taking any gold.
portugal officially has my heart.
“i’m from scotland, one of four daughters, and we grew up moving every few years between scotland, portugal, colombia and scotland again.” – pollyanna mcintosh
might just stay in portugal indefinitely.
that’s the list of the best portugal quotes you should check out. if you have more quotes about portugal that you want to share, do let us know in the comments.
“i’ve got a place in portugal, which i like very much, but i’ve just been working in malaysia for five weeks. my family had a chance to come over and we really loved it, particularly the island of pangkor.” – ian rush
oh, salty sea, how much of your salt is tears from portugal? -fernando pessoa
“i like to dream about portugal, and it’s less easy when you are there.” – maria de medeiros
7 – “oh, yeah, as a matter of fact, it is. i just became a knight in portugal, the presidente gave me a special ball.” – steve zissou
“i had this aunt who had a career and traveled. she’d say things like, “when you go to college, i think we should go scuba diving in the summer. scuba diving in portugal is fabulous.” and i’d be like, “portugal! holy cats!” -geena davis
portugal is da bom dia.
11 – “as we say in portugal, they brought the bus and they left the bus in front of the goal.” -jose mourinho
why was portugal the best colonial power? spain had thousands of colonists, britain had millions, but portugal had brazilians.
“i’ve got two places i like to be. portugal is one”. – cliff richard
the first poem in the beauty holds a woman in portugal in a wheelchair singing, with great power, a fado. i have never seen this or heard of it, the image simply arrived. but surely such a thing has happened. and it matters to me that it has, or could. -jane hirshfield
if you can’t go to heaven, portugal is the next best thing.
“i have built already seven very large railway stations: one in italy; two in belgium; and in france, and in switzerland, in portugal, and also in the united states. and what happens is that stations are not things that come from one day to another, it takes many years.” – santiago calatrava
portugal is picture perfect!
portugal is da bom dia.
peace, love and exploring portugal
what do you call large waterfowl from portugal? portugeese.
“portugal is much like brazil – the weather, the people, the food, and the language is also a bonus.” – hulk
portugal is da bom dia.
below portugal quotes tell us about its rich culture, history and its people, and how things have shaped up in the country over centuries.
15 – “in the middle ages, spain and portugal were so powerful that they signed a set of treaties literally dividing up the globe between them.” -max fisher
peace, love, and exploring portugal.
5 things to pack for your trip to portugal
bubbles | lisbon, portugal, me
why aren’t there any ducks in portugal? they’re all portugeese
funny portugal quotes
a trip to portugal is a bit convent-ional.
i love traveling to faro-way placesfor you, i’d walk a thousand tiles.now that i’m by the ocean, i can sea clearlysorry for what i said when i wasn’t eating pastel de natas in lisbon.did you know they don’t have any ducks in portugal? only portu-geese.taking life one pastel de nata at a time.
“if there is one portion of europe which was made by the sea more than another, portugal is that slice, that portion, that belt. portugal was made by the atlantic.” – hilaire belloc
portugal is tram-endous
in this list of quotes, you’ll find a lot of different quotes, from portugal quotes about food, funny portugal quotes and of course, portugal quotes from famous people. i am sure you’ll find some quotes you will love here!
left my heart in portugal…better go back to get it
relationship status: in love with sunsets and portugal.
portugal is calling and i must go.
postcards from portugal
i love you to portugal and back.
i need to visit portugal piri-odically.
a camera since portugal is super photogenic. i use a mix of my nikon d810 and my samsung8 smartphone these days.
can we talk about how beautiful portugal is?
“in the middle ages, spain and portugal were so powerful that they signed a set of treaties literally dividing up the globe between them.” – max fisher
there’s no such thing as a place better than portugal.
having a tram-endous time in portugal
me busking in the streets of lisbon, portugal
bodyboarding buddy in lisbon , portugal looking for someone to ride waves with in lisbon , portugal
home is where the heart is and my heart belongs in portugal
hamming it up in portugal!
“as we say in portugal, they brought the bus and they left the bus in front of the goal.” – jose mourinho
“in portugal, my sculpture ‘she changes’ refers to the town’s fishing history, to the era of seafaring trade and discovery. the contemporary site is industrial, surrounded by red and white striped smokestacks, which is mirrored in the pattern of the sculpture.” – janet echelman
what language did the first person in portugal speak? portugoose.
portugal? well, gonna live it up in ol’ south america, aren’t we, michael? -arrested development.