85 Salt Puns to Cure Your Common Boredom

Salt puns are word plays and jokes that make references to salt or salty flavors. Salt puns include playing on the words “salt” and “salty” to describe things that are unpleasant or negative, like a “salty attitude.”

They also make use of salt’s role in cooking by including word play on “seasoning” or spices. Many salt puns reference the texture or form of salt, like table salt or sea salt.

Overall, 85 Best Salt Puns exploit the various meanings and applications of salt in a lighthearted way through clever wordplay and double entendres.

85 Best Salt Puns

1. how many grains of salt are in a salt shaker. a lot
2. when salt goes to a fortune teller, it always gets its seasoning read.
3. why did the salt refuse to settle down? it was just too salty.
4. what did the salt say to the water? “i’m feeling a bit diss-olved.”
5. what is a chefs weapon of choice? a salt rifle.
6. “why did the sea salt break up with the pepper? it wanted to ‘sea’ other spices!”
7. “why did the salt break up with the pepper? it found someone more ‘spice-tacular’.”
8. i had dinner once with a chess grand master in a restaurant with checked tablecloths.. it took him two hours to pass me the salt.
9. what’s a pirate’s favorite type of salt? yarrrrmalayan salt!
10. what did the salt say after dinner? that was sodium delicious!
11. what did the ocean say to the shore? nothing, it just waved salty.
12. what’s a salt’s favorite type of music? anything that’s poppin’!
13. someone told me i looked like a salt shaker. i took it as a condiment.
14. why did the family get angry at the boy for eating at the funeral?while trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
15. how come a ring of salt surrounds the rim of a margarita glass? to keep the spirits from escaping.
16. if you get an email about pork salt and fat, don’t open it. its spam.
17. i’m reading a book on the history of salt. it’s about time i spiced up my library!
18. salt and pepper should start a band; they’re ‘seasoned’ musicians!
19. my friend in the police has used an as-salt rifle before.
20. why is the salt so good at poker? it always knows how to season the moment!
21. my doctor said i need to cut back my sodium intake… but i tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt.
22. i work in a kitchen and my colleague threw a satchet of salt at me and said you’ve just been a-salted
23. what did the salt say to the pepper when it was feeling down? “don’t worry, we’ll spice things up.”
24. what’s a salt’s favorite instrument? the saxa-salt!
25. “sea salt: the ‘wave’ of flavor in the culinary world.”
26. salt’s least favorite type of music is heavy metal. it prefers seasoning songs.
27. salt’s favorite gymnastics move? the brine-flip.
28. what did the pepper say to the table salt? why you sodium fine.
29. salt’s favorite horror movie is “the silence of the yams.”
30. what did the salt say to the pepper when they got married? ‘we make a perfect ‘seasoned’ couple!’
31. what’s a surfer’s favorite seasoning? ‘surf and turf’-meric with a sprinkle of salt water!
32. why did the salt go to the party? he was looking for a little flavor.
33. how do you know if you’re in love with a sea captain? every time you see the sea, your heart feels salty.
34. “why did the salt go to therapy? it needed to work on its ‘salty’ attitude.”
35. why did people dislike the chef who exclusively used salt and pepper?
36. is there a difference between a molecule of table salt and the late sean connery?one has an ionic bond. the other was the iconic bond.
37. shaking a salt shaker is my new cardio!
38. why is the sea salty because it is always blue.
39. i had dinner once with a chess grand master in a restaurant with checked tablecloths. it took her two hours to pass me the salt.
40. “what do you call a salty criminal? a salted felon.”
41. there are several types of salt to use for cooking. examples include table, kosher, pink, black, sea, and flake salt.
42. “what’s a salt’s favorite exercise? table ‘salt-ies’!”
43. why did the salt go to the comedy club? it wanted to shake up some laughs.
44. you must be a pinch of salt because you add that perfect ‘oomph’ to my days.
45. why was batman feeling salty after his mission? na na na na na na na batman!
46. “salt: the secret ingredient of humor. #saltedlaughs”
47. what does salt use to fix things? ductape and glue-ten.
48. when salt plays poker, it’s all about the high steaks seasoning.
49. “why did the salt and pepper go to the party? they heard it was going to be ‘seasoned’!”
50. what do you call a salt shaker in space? an astronaut’s best friend!
51. what do you have if you have nacl and nicd? a salt and battery.
52. don’t trust atoms; they make up everything – even salt!
53. among all the types of salt, sea salt has the most superior eyesight.
54. why was the computer cold? it left its windows open and all the salt from the sea air got in.
55. salt and pepper are the ultimate power couple – they season everything together.
56. i inherited hypertension from my father. he always was taking everything with a grain of salt.
57. salt is great at math; it always knows how to “add” flavor!
58. what do you call a salty ghost? a ghoulish seasoning!
59. i need to buy a salt-ering iron.
60. have some salt, it’ll make your day ‘spe-cia-l’!
61. “i asked the salt to lend me some money, but it said it was ‘a little granular’ right now.”
62. i was supposed to go to a salt an pepa concert last week unfortunately, due to lockdown, they had to push it
63. “what do you call a salt who is friends with everyone? ‘a-salt of the earth’!”
64. why do whales only swim in salt water? pepper water makes them sneeze.
65. “why did the sea salt start a band? it wanted to make ‘salt’-erations in the music industry!”
66. a novel salt-elite is currently revolving around earth.
67. our love story is like salt; it enhances every aspect of my life.
68. what did the salt say when it was feeling down? “i just need to take things with a grain of salt.”
69. the saltshaker asked the pepper, “are you feeling jalapeño business?”
70. salt, because it’s a mined food.
71. i threw a packet of salt at my friend in the restaurant and they said “that’s a-salt”.
72. what do you call a 13 year old salt? a salt-teen
73. don’t be salty, just sea-son the moment!
74. with a salt rifle and pepper spray.
75. what did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed? that’s nothing to sneeze at.
76. what are the four seasons? salt, pepper, sugar and flour.
77. why do fish live in salt water? because pepper water makes them sneeze!
78. why was the seagull always on a diet? it said, ‘i can’t handle all that sea-salt, it’s too ‘weighty’ for me!’
79. if salt were an artist, it would specialize in still-life paintings of shakers.
80. when salt becomes a movie director, it insists on casting the pepperazzi.
81. make our salt your daily necessity.
82. where does salt go to have a few drinks? the saloon.
83. what did the salt say to the grumpy vegetable? “don’t be salty!”
84. “why did the salt go to the spa? it needed to relax and ‘un-wind’.”
85. did you hear about the salt who won the lottery? it was a seasoned millionaire!.

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