135 Sock Puns That Knock Your Socks Off

Socks are a daily staple item that we don’t often think much about, but they provide rich material for puns and wordplay. As the unsung heroes that keep our feet cozy, socks have qualities that easily lend themselves to clever jokes and double meanings.

Socks puns about socks keeping us warm, adding style to outfits, getting holes, losing pairs, and more. Whether about their purpose, appearance, or relationships between socks, these sock puns are sure to bring a smile by finding humor in a simple item we all wear.

135 Best Sock Puns

1. what do you call a financier with a hole in their sock? – a sock broker.
2. socks may not have souls, but they do have “sole” purpose.
3. what’s the difference between a sock and a camera? one takes fourtoes the other five toes.
4. what did the sock say to its friend? “we make a great pair!”
5. what do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?– a sock broker.
6. socks are like the unsung heroes of fashion – they always pull an outfit together.
7. what did 50 cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?
8. “socks are like spices; they add flavor to your outfit!”
9. i might not have it all together, but my socks always match.
10. “every sock has a story to tell—step by step.”
11. i bought some heavy wool socks the other day. i was planning on returning them, but then i got cold feet.
12. why did the satanist throw away all his old socks?
13. i felt a little sad for my lucky sock when i looked down and saw another rip, this one baring my entire ankle. i sniffled. my sock was on it’s last leg.
14. i bought some heavy wool socks the other day. i was planning on returning them, but then i got cold feet.
15. what did the sock say when it dialed the wrong number?a: “this is where you buy socks!”
16. what’s the difference between a camera and a sock ? one takes 5 toes and the other takes 1 less.
17. my socks and i are inseparable – we’re sole mates.
18. what do socks do in the dark when nobody is looking? they mate.
19. how do you make a pair of socks last longer? put them in a sock drawer!why did the elephant cross the road? to get to the other sock!what do you call a group of socks that are all the same color? a monochrome!
20. my socks were so old that i could use them for golf. they had 18 holes.
21. new arrivals socks loungewear
22. my two kids got really attached to their dirty socks and wouldn’t let me wash them, even when the smelt. they were going through sock-home syndrome.
23. where are the world’s lost socks? on the world’s missing people.
24. “socks are my unsung heroes.”
25. “sock goals: always cozy and stylish.”
26. why doesn’t anyone trust a sock? because they’re always lying around.
27. what do you call people who only wear socks at night?
28. i have a sock-ret to tell you.
29. socks that match your vibe
30. i was given a keep-sock gift.
31. my sock collection is the by far the best. it’s unmatched.
32. i decided to wear wool socks for my exam, in case i got cold feet.
33. why are socks like snowflakes?a: because two identical pairs can never be found!
34. why did the sock refuse to play hide and seek? it didn’t want to be foot-found.
35. these socks are so comfortable; they’re like a foot spa!
36. how are little ones similar to socks?a: they both have a tendency to disappear!
37. which philosophers in the past were obsessed with their feet? either sock-rates or pla-toe.
38. when you cross a fish with a pair of socks, you get a sockeye salmon.
39. person 1: your sock has a hole in it! ;person 2: no it doesn’t. ;person 1: then how did you get your foot in?
40. why couldn’t the sock find its match? it was stumped!
41. “why did the sock refuse to jump in the laundry? it was afraid of a ‘spin’ cycle.”
42. why did michael jackson wear white socks to most of his shows? because the socks knew how to do the moonwalk better than he did.
43. what do you call a sock that likes to start arguments? a knit-picker.
44. my wife hates when she takes off her dark socks and has fuzz between her toes. she’s black toes intolerant.
45. why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
46. socks are the first step to a good day.
47. what did the sock say to the other before going in the washing machine? you realise one of us isn’t coming back.
48. what do you call a sock that loves math? a number-crunching knit.
49. you can fit 12 inches in a sock. 12 inches equals one foot.
50. where do lost socks end up? sometimes in very successful careers and sometimes in jail, it’s really hard to tell where they might go once they’ve chosen their own way in life.
51. i will wear five pairs of socks to my wedding in case i get cold feet.
52. “why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “in case they get a hole in one!”
53. “knitting up some cozy memories with socks.”
54. they sock-umbed to the pressure.
55. my socks got so holy that i had to always wear them to the church.
56. what do you get if you give an easter bunny a pair of socks? a sock hop.
57. what’s a sock’s favorite sport? bowling – they love the alleys!
58. what kind of socks do gardeners wear? well, garden hose, of course!
59. a single sock told the other “it socks to be single”.
60. “socks that make you smile from heel to toe.”
61. what did i get my nephew for christmas?a: three socks, and my sister-in-law remarked, “he would grow another foot this year.”
62. it takes 3 sheep to make a pair of socks, which is amazing, i didn’t even know they could knit!
63. what’s a sock’s favorite bedtime story? cinder-sock-a!
64. “socks and smiles go hand in foot.”
65. one sock said to the other, “we’re the perfect pair.”
66. when the man wore his son’s socks to work, he became the laughing sock.
67. new arrivals socks loungewear
68. what do you call a sock that sneaks around? a sneak-er!
69. why did the sock refuse to play cards? it was afraid of getting lost in a “pile.”
70. my sock collection is simply “sock-tacular.”
71. why was the sock running late? it couldn’t find its “matching” partner.
72. what do you call a group of socks? a slipperty mess!why did the sock go to the police? to report a crime!what’s the best way to keep socks together? put them in a sock drawer!why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other sock!what’s a rabbit’s favorite type of sock? hare-y!
73. what did the sock do when it found another sock in the laundry basket?a: it thought it had rejoined two lost soles!
74. what do you call a sock that’s always playing tricks?
75. i like my socks how i like my coffee: warm and comforting.
76. “why are you wearing socks to the wedding?”
77. what did one new sock say to the other? great things are afoot.
78. i’m not lion, these socks are the mane attraction of my outfit.
79. what is a pirate’s favorite kind of socks arrrrrrrrgyle!
80. i decided to wear wool socks for my exam, in case i got cold feet.
81. “these socks are so cool; they’ve got a ‘sock-tastic’ sense of humor.”
82. why was the sock a bad actor? it couldn’t keep a straight seam.
83. the difference between a camera and a pair of socks is that one takes photos and the other takes five toes.
84. my favorite brand for running shoes is sock-ony.
85. @cutebutcrazysocks for sock puppets, memes, misheard song lyrics and tons of fun socks.
86. what’s worse to find than a single sock? the foot that goes with it.
87. “walk a mile in my colorful socks!”
88. why did the sock go to space? to take one giant leap for foot-kind.
89. how did the farmer mend his socks?
90. “life’s better in fuzzy socks.”
91. what do most teenage boys do with their socks? go steady for a few months and then switch to another partner.
92. i got a job at the sock exchange.
93. how do you say socks in spanish?
94. what’s the right type of sock to wear with wooden clogs? wooden socks.
95. why do people who don’t change their socks often get more bug bites than people who change their socks?
96. what’s the difference between a camera and a sock ?
97. my socks told me a secret, but i won’t spill – i’ve got to keep their feet safe!
98. what do you call a sock that’s always getting lost?
99. my socks are like my favorite snacks – they’re a real treat for my feet.
100. “i have a sock for every mood and occasion. i’m ‘heel’-y prepared!”
101. what do you get when you cross a sock with a clock? a sock-tick!
102. why did the sock attend church regularly?a: because it had become so holy!
103. why did the sock put on sunscreen? it didn’t want to get sunburned.
104. have you heard that my sock collection is by far the best
105. what did one sock say to the other when they first met? we make a great pair!
106. i was wearing mismatched socks and my mom said to me i bet you have another pair exactly like that.
107. what do you get if you give an easter bunny a pair of socks?
108. did you hear about the singing sock? he is a sock star.
109. what’s a sock’s favorite kind of movie? a whodunit – they love a good mystery!
110. why did the sock turn red? it saw the washing machine in its underwear.
111. whether you like dressing up or not, socks are an absolute essential for every person. be it with shoes, or in the winters to keep you warm, socks are the most comfortable and quirky way to add color to your look.
112. what did the sock say when it got a hole? “darn it!”
113. why did the sock go to therapy? it had too many issues to deal with.
114. “warm socks and good company—what more do you need?”
115. what do you call a sock on a pogo stick? a hop-squat.
116. socks: because going barefoot is overrated.
117. what do you call a sock that’s always hungry?
118. did well at strip poker the other night. i played my socks off.
119. dwayne the sock johnson
120. the pain of losing a sock is unpairable.
121. these socks are un-beatable at keeping my toes cozy.
122. “socks, stripes, and everything nice.”
123. what kind of socks do bears wear? they don’t, they go bear foot.
124. the wolf of wool street made all his money selling socks at a high price.
125. how do you knit a pair of socks? call someone who can knit.
126. my wife hates when she takes off her dark socks and has fuzz between her toes. she’s black toes intolerant.
127. “socks: the silent heroes of your daily outfit.”
128. how long should socks be? twelve inches, so you can fit in one foot.
129. the difference between a camera and a pair of socks is that one takes photos and the other takes five toes.
130. one sock said to the other, “hi, nice toe meet you”.
131. a bear does not wear socks because he likes to be barefoot.
132. it’s a sock-red building.
133. what did the sock call a dish that tasted terrific?a: toe-riffic!
134. these custom socks can surely be an option when you think about personalised gift ideas.
135. did you hear about the man who hates taking off his dark socks and finding fuzz between his toes?he is black toes intolerant.

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