145 Tentacle Puns That Are Sure to Stick With You for Laughs

Tentacle puns play on the multiple arms of octopuses and squids, which are called tentacles. Many of the puns reference the number of tentacles these creatures have, such as jokes about counting on tentacles or having the right number of tentacles.

The tentacles are also personified at times, giving them human traits like having a favorite TV show or going on camping trips. Beyond just the number and nature of tentacles, other themes include cooking and baking with tentacles, playing sports that incorporate tentacles, and using tentacles for tasks like driving or decorating.

These 145 Best Tentacle Puns draw humor from imaginative and often silly anthropomorphizations of tentacles and the strange things they are depicted doing

145 Best Tentacle Puns

why was the octopus a great math tutor? it always knew how to count on its tentacles!
“what do you call a well-organized octopus? a tentacle-planner.”
why are octopuses so dangerous? because they tentacle.
which tentacles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tentacles? i can suggest the ones about octopus and claws.
“what do you call a smart octopus? an intelle-tentacle.”
what sort of pc issues do octopuses have?tentacle difficulties.
here’s what i don’t get about octopii why do they have tentacles? i only count 8
what’s an octopus’s favourite tv show? “tentacle-vision” — it’s always gripping!
how do octopuses stay in shape? squats and tentacle-toning workouts.
what has 6 eyes, 16 tentacles and quacks like a duck? i don’t know either but it’s in my kitchen please help.
what does an octopus take on a camping trip? tentacles.
what did doc ock say to his tentacles?“otto-bots, roll out!”
“knock, knock.”“who’s there?”“tentacle.”“tentacle who?”“tenta-call me back, my phone’s underwater!”
“why are octopuses such good drivers? they always have a hand on the tentacle-wheel.”
what did the cheerful octopus say when he lost three of his tentacles in a terrible accident? high five!
most people think an octopus has eight legs. in fact, it has six legs, and two arms. how do you know which are which? throw something at the octopus’s head and the two tentacles that go up to its head when it says “owww” are its arms!
be careful around angry squids they tentacle
a 90 year old billionaire was dragged into the abyss by the tentacles of a lovecraftian old god… it was an elder rich horror.
“what do you call an octopus with no tentacles? bob
“i’m head over tentacles for you.”
what has eight arms, two tentacles, and desires to talk with the supervisor?a kra-karen!
what do you call an octopus that’s missing one tentacle? octopus prime.
squidward tentacles got moves (gouache on paper)
“what do you call a squid’s eight-armed workout? tentacle-toning exercises.”
how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh tentacles
“an additional spin-off, an untitled project based on the character squidward tentacles, is in development as of 2020.”
what did the tentacle say to the beachgoer? “i’m a sucker for some fun in the sun!”
if an octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an octopus have? tentacles
my tentacle dance moves are off the charts, they’re arm-mazing.
what do you name an octopus that’s lacking one tentacle?octopus prime.
“why do octopuses make great comedians? they know how to tentacle-tickle your funny bone.”
what did the tentacle say to the fish? “i’m all wrapped up in you!”
here’s what i don’t get about octopii why do they have tentacles? i only count 8
what if squidward had 3 more tentacles? that would have been a little octword.
what’s an octopus’s favorite instrument? the tentacle trombone!
tóm tắt: ” i saw twin octopuses”. “how do you know they were twins” his friend wonders. the man replies:” well they were a tentacle”.
what do you call a creature with the head of a shark, some claws, the body of a dolphin and the tentacles of an octopus? a crab-omination!
my own stained glass interpretation of bold and brash by squidward tentacles
what do you call it when a bunch of tentacled sea creatures protest the financial industry? octopi wall street
what do you name a lesbian with tentacles?a sappholopod.
i may have eight tentacles, but my awesomeness is beyond octo-pus-sible.”
how many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh tentacles
an octopus cause they have tentacles not legs”
what do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? an animal that can milk itself with its tentacles—a “mooktopus”!
why did the octopus apply for a loan? it wanted to buy a tentacle-tale house!
why did the octopus start a gardening club? it wanted to grow its incredible tentacle-vegetables!
what do you call an octopus that loves to take selfies? a snap-tentacle!
an octopus is menacing a cat with a gun in each one of its tentacles. the cat remains very calm, and he says “you’re one gun short, pal.”
he says to him: “you won’t believe what i saw today!”,,what?” replies his friend.” i saw twin octopuses”. “how do you know they were twins” his friend wonders.the man replies:” well they were a tentacle”.
what’s the difference between a man and an octopus? octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brainhuman male: one tentacle which controls brain
what do you call an octopus that’s missing one tentacle? octopus prime.
why did the tentacle blush? it got caught waving at a cute starfish!
how many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? tentacles
how do they call a tentacle porn in a harry potter universe? squidditch
how many does it take until an octopus laughs? tentacles
we take great care of our tentacles, but we’re not too picky about who goes through them.
what did the octopus say to the fish who stole its tentacle? “you’ve got some serious ‘arm issues’!”
“what do you call a squid that loves to read? a tentacle-lectual.”
why did the tentacle blush? it got caught waving at a cute starfish!
do you suppose you’re good at multitasking?attempt being an octopus – they’re tentacle-talented!
why was the octopus always busy? he had a lot on his tentacles.
what did the tentacle say to the fish? “i’m all wrapped up in you!”
“why was the octopus good at math? it could always count on its tentacles.”
how do you make an octopus laugh on the internet? with tentacle-ling memes!
if an octopus have been to play soccer, what number of tackles per sport would an octopus have?tentacles.
what do you call an octopus with only seven tentacles? handicapped.
yo mama so slimy, she gives the slime in tentacle porn.
what do you call an octopus without any legs an octopus cause they have tentacles not legs
how did the octopus become a fashionista? it had a keen eye for tentacle trends!
why did the octopus bring an umbrella to the party? it wanted to be prepared for any tentacle downpour!
how do you make an octopus sing an octave higher? kick him in the tentacles.
what do you call a duck who has tentacles? a quacken
can i be the tentacle to your heart? let’s create an ink-redible bond!
“why do octopuses never get tangled? they’ve mastered tentacle-management.”
“what did the octopus become a dj? it wanted to spin some tentacle-tracks.”
what’s the difference between a man and an octopus? octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brainhuman male: one tentacle which controls brain
“why did the squid win the photography contest? it had the best tentacle-composition.”
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and 30 tentacles? senpai.
anybody know of a good sasuke-squidward tentacles crossover fanfic i feel like the combo of disillusionment and a dark past that both sasuke and squidward have would be really interesting to see play out together.
why did the octopus bring a map to the gym? it wanted to work on its “muscle memory” with its tentacles!
why did the tentacle start a gardening business? it had a green thumb-tacle!
how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?? tentacles.
how do you make an octopus sing an octave greater?kick him within the tentacles.
what did the octopus say to the turtle? “let’s take things slow and enjoy some tentacled adventures together!”
why did the tentacle bring a map to the party? it didn’t want to get tentacled!
why did the octopus start a tentacle bakery? it kneaded the dough with an ink-spiring twist!
what’s an octopus’s favourite ice cream flavour? mint-chocolate tentacle chip!
what do you call a creature with the head of a shark, some claws, the body of a dolphin and the tentacles of an octopus? a crab-omination!
do you believe in fate? because it looks like our tentacles were destined to intertwine.
what’s a synonym for tentacle hentai? lovecraftian horror.
what do you call an octopus without any legs an octopus cause they have tentacles not legs
what do you call a creature with the head of a shark, some claws, the body of a dolphin and the tentacles of an octopus? a crab-omination!
why did the octopus bring a ladder to the library? it wanted to reach the top shelf with its tentacles!
what’s an octopus’s favourite type of shoe? tentacled sneakers!
how do you make an octopus sing an octave higher? kick him in the tentacles.
an octopus was filming a tv present, however they needed to briefly cease filming,they have been experiencing tentacle difficulties.
how do you make an octopus laugh on the internet? with tentacle-ling memes!
dad hit me with this at the aquarium. how many tickles does it take to make a an octopus laugh?tentacles.
would you like to play a game? here we go. see if you can guess what this tentacle refers to:
how do octopuses make their battles honest?tentacle-to-tentacle fight!
be careful around angry squids. they tentacle
why did the octopus bring a stopwatch to the race? it wanted to see if it could make the best time with its tentacles!
did you know that the octopus is the only sea creature with tentacles? just squidding!
“you are the tentacle to my octopus.”
how do octopuses navigate the internet? they use their “search tentacles” to find information!
how do octopuses express their emotions? through inkredible tentacle-grams!
why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? because even god thinks “sextapus” sounds ridiculous.
are you an octopus? because i’m tentacle-y in love with you!
what did the tentacle say to the jellyfish? “you’re tenta-cool!”
what do you call an octopus with no tentacles? bobcourtesy of my dad last night at dinner.
it’s a good thing that squidward doesn’t have two more tentacles… because then it would be octward.
how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles
bold and brash by squidward tentacles artwork
“why was the squid a great writer? it had a knack for tentacle-tacular plots.”
did you know that the octopus is the only sea creature with tentacles? just squidding!
why did the octopus blush? it saw a tentacle-worthy crush!
why did the octopus start a tentacle bakery? it kneaded the dough with an ink-spiring twist!
how did the octopus become a successful chef? it had a taste for tentacle-icious cuisine!
how many tickles does it take to turn on a anime girl? tentacles
how did the octopus do on his first football match? he got tentacles.
who needs a hook when you’ve got tentacles?
what’s an octopus’s favorite instrument? the tentacle trombone!
why is the tentacle squid so awesome? because it can split itself into a tentacle and an eyeball!
how does an octopus decorate its home? with tentacle-themed curtains and ink-redible artwork!
what number of tickles does it take to activate an anime lady?tentacles.
how many arms do an octopus have? tentacles.
what’s an octopus’s favourite game console? the tentacled playstation!
what would you do first if you were squidward tentacles?
what’s your favourite squidward tentacles quote? mine is this :
what do you call an octopus with only seven tentacles? handicapped.
have you ever ever tried to play playing cards with an octopus?they’re too tentacle-ative about his hand.
what do you name a duck with tentacles?a quacken.
why did the octopus bring a calculator to school? it wanted to improve its math tentacles!
omg, i can’t believe trump wanted turkey to reveal it’s tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!! he tried to do it squid pro quo.
“what do you call an octopus’s eight-armed embrace? a tentacle-hug!”
what’s a synonym for tentacle hentai? lovecraftian horror.
how do octopuses like their seafood? tentacle-licking good.”
the tentacle of love and the tentacle of friendship are both strong!
how do you make a squid giggle 10 giggles? you give him 10 tickles (tentacles)
“what’s an octopus’s favorite sport? tentacle-tennis.”
how did the octopus win the cooking competition? it had a great “sous tentacle”!
why did the octopus apply for a job? it wanted to get a tentacle in the door of the corporate world!
why must you watch out round indignant squids?they tentacle.
it’s a good thing that squidward doesn’t have two more tentacles… because then it would be octward. (awkward but combined with octo cuz he would then be an octopus)yes, i know it’s stupid, but i thought of it myself.
a man meets his friend. he says to him: “you won’t believe what i saw today!”,,what?” replies his friend.” i saw twin octopuses”. “how do you know they were twins” his friend wonders.the man replies:” well they were a tentacle”.