70 Vodka Puns Guaranteed to Make Your Day

Vodka puns often highlight the unique traits of Vodka, such as its association with parties, its origin, and its ability to mix well with other ingredients.

Vodka puns include those that reference the drink’s cultural significance, its impact on social situations, and its role in various cocktails. Some puns also incorporate the names of well-known Vodka brands, pop culture references, and even personify the drink itself.

So, let’s raise a glass to these entertaining 70 Best Vodka Puns, as they continue to bring joy and laughter to our lives, one sip at a time.

70 Best Vodka Puns

1. what do you call a vodka that takes selfies? absolut-ly vain.
2. vodka isn’t a liquid.it’s a solution.
3. what do you call a vodka that’s lost its way? a “dis-spirited” spirit.
4. i didn’t think vodka could help my problems but it was worth a shot
5. why did the vodka start a podcast? it had captivating stories and insights to share with its listeners.
6. trump is like top-shelf vodka.expensive, transparent, and wouldn’t be here if not for russia.vodka isn’t a liquid.it’s a solution.
7. what did the lime say to vodka? together, we make a fine twist.
8. why did vodka get a map? it was tired of getting ‘lost in the mix’.
9. what do you call a vodka with a great sense of humor? a witty shot.
10. why did the vodka bottle get lost? it took a few too many shots.
11. hand me a vodka and watch me get fabulous!
12. what’s a vodka’s favorite ice cream flavor? rocky road… with a shot of vodka!
13. why did the vodka go to the garden? it wanted to meet the ‘bloody mary’ mix.
14. why did the vodka open a bakery? it wanted to serve spirits and bake spirits.
15. i started drinking weed infused vodka it keeps me in high spirits
16. why did the vodka get a calendar? it was tired of losing track of the ‘days’.
17. how is vodka different from a student taking their final exam? vodka has a guaranteed 40%
18. vodka lovers unite sipping on the best .
19. what do you call a vodka that tells funny stories? a hilarious shot-teller!
20. why is vodka similar to history? one too many and you start arguing with everyone.
21. what’s a vodka’s favorite musical? “shot of music.”
22. why did vodka join the choir? it wanted to hit the high ‘spirits’.
23. why did vodka visit the tailor? it wanted a new ‘label’.
24. what does vodka do on vacation? takes shots.
25. why did the vodka open a daycare center? it had a way of making everyone feel like a kid again.
26. why don’t vodkas ever go out in the sun? they might get a proof burn.
27. why did the vodka become a pilot? it wanted to soar to new heights and explore the “spiritual” skies.
28. why did vodka refuse to play chess? it was afraid of the checks and ‘shots’.
29. why did vodka visit the theme park? it heard about the ‘spirits’ wheel.
30. this morning instead of getting the vodka bottle i accidentally got the water bottle i started freaking out thinking that i lost my taste
31. “the vodka chronicles: once upon a shot glass”!
32. bet the burglar also stole some vodka
33. tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of vodka.
34. vodka-flavored popsicle
35. drinking vodka martini’s won’t make you james bond. but it’ll make you roger moore.
36. what’s a vodka’s favorite fruit? “sip”-berry!
37. what do you call a vodka with a magnetic personality? a charismatic sipper!
38. vodka lovers – be sure to check out these bespoke vodka gifts on etsy!
39. why did the vodka start a fashion blog? it had impeccable taste and style.
40. what’s a vodka’s favorite tv show? “shots anatomy.”
41. if you’re a true vodka lover, you need a certifiably fabulous caption to accompany it.
42. why was the vodka good at poker? it always had a good shot at winning.
43. why did the vodka become a dj? it loved mixing beats and serving up shots of music.
44. why doesn’t vodka need a compass? because it’s straight up.
45. what did one three-quarter-full glass of vodka say to the other, full glass of water? i’m a bit drunk.
46. why doesn’t vodka work out? it doesn’t like the proof of sweat.
47. why did vodka join the parade? it wanted to lift spirits.
48. what’s vodka’s favorite exercise? russian twists!
49. why did vodka go to the farm? it wanted to see the ‘corn’ fields.
50. what’s a vodka’s favorite dance move? the “spirited shuffle!”
51. i tried to say no to a vodka, but it’s 40% stronger than me!
52. i’m outdoorsy as in i drink vodka in the garden.
53. why did the vodka become a therapist? it wanted to help people find their spirits.
54. i got my wife some lipstick made from vodka, but she hates it… she says it keeps smirnoff.
55. i need a huge glass of vodka.
56. step aside, coffee, this is a job for vodka!
57. why did the vodka become a teacher? it wanted to educate the masses on the art of mixology.
58. why did vodka break up with water? because it felt too diluted.
59. what’s a vodka’s favorite social media platform? insta-gin-ram!
60. what’s a vodka’s favorite game at parties? spin the bottle… of vodka!
61. why did vodka become an actor? it has a great ‘shot’ at stardom.
62. what’s a vodka’s favorite type of exercise? “abs-olut” vodka yoga!
63. why did vodka visit the church? it wanted to confess its ‘spirit’ual side.
64. he ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. the bartender asked if he would like a tray. no i have enough to carry as it is…
65. during america’s pastime, they brought a bottle of vodka to pass the time.at the bottom of the fifth, the bags were loaded.
66. what’s a vodka’s favorite flower? a shotsy daisy!
67. what’s a vodka’s favorite movie genre? “sip”-fi!
68. what do you call a vodka that loves to travel? a globe-trotting sipper!
69. potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. it’s like the other vegetables are not even trying.
70. my dad handed me and my love interest a bottle of vodka and said we needed to liquor up, i replied…. “liquor? i’m just trying to date her!”.

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