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55+ Wasp puns to Leave You Gasping

Wasp Puns
Written by Fuuny Puns Team

wasps do live up to their pesky reputation. But while their stings may bring a frown, their potential for punnery never fails to put a smile back on my face.

There’s just something so satisfying about taking these irritating insects and giving their image a fun spin through wordplay. And wasps, with their zippy flight patterns and short tempers, provide the perfect canvas for crafting clever puns.

55 Best Wasp Puns

  1. what do you call a living wasp? is-p
  2. i went to the pet shop this morning i said ‘can a buy a wasp please”we don’t sell wasps’ said the owner i said ‘well there’s two in the window’
  3. why did the bee put on a yarmulka he didn’t want anyone to think he was a wasp.
  4. if you see a wasp, don’t kill it. just let it bee
  5. why do wasps stay in their nest in winter?
  6. the past tense of bee… …is wasp!
  7. q.
    what might you call a wasp?
    a. a wannabe!
  8. why did the wasp become a baseball player? it had a good swing!
  9. a guy has a wasps nest in his garage he goes to the hardware store and finds a can of spray that says it’s for hornets, so he finds an employee just to check if it’ll work on wasps.”excuse me, is this spray good for wasps?””no sir, it kills them.”
  10. if a villain wanted to kill antman and wasp…. would they call in the swat team?
  11. a wasp rolling down a hill!
  12. a fella walks into a pet shop… a fella walks into a pet shop and says: “give me a wasp.” the shopkeeper replies: “we don’t sell wasps.” he says: “there’s one in the window.”
  13. i noticed a wasp in my laundry as i was dropping it in the washer. i decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway. now it’s a washp
  14. why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? because he didn’t want to be mistaken for a wasp
  15. i just noticed in the ant-man and the wasp trailer that luis’ new business is called “x-con” as seen on the uniform patch. they probably hire everyone who was caught by baskin robbins.
  16. when i got home and played it i realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! turns out i’d been playing the bee side.
  17. what animals are the best fighters? wasps. they have 5 black belts.
  18. you catch flys with sugar, you catch bees with honey, but what do you catch wasp’s with? mayonnaise.
  19. in ant-man and the wasp, how could hank and his wife breath while they were smaller than oxygen molecules.
  20. how do wasps listen to music? through their stingers!
  21. why didn’t black panther, spider-man, the gotg, falcon, wasp, and bucky show up to appear in the endgame trailer? they’re all flakes
  22. what do you call a police wasp? a buzz-tice!
  23. the one thing i took away from ant-man and the wasp.
  24. why do wasps never leave tips? because they’re stingy.
  25. what do you call a wasp who is a fan of classical music? a bee-thoven!
  26. a fella walks into a pet shop and says: give me a wasp. the shopkeeper replies: we don’t sell wasps. he says: there’s one in the window.
  27. what did one wasp say to the other wasp at the picnic? pass the buzz-oli!
  28. stay away from wasps they’re nesty.
  29. two wasps walk into a bar the bartender says, “your kind isn’t welcome here, catholics only.
  30. what do you call a wasp that dresses in yellow and black? a wanna bee
  31. what would you rather be or a wasp?
  32. i didn’t exactly ace my “capture the wasp” exam. i got a bee.
  33. i put it on my record player and thought, “this doesn’t sound anything like wasps!” then i realized i was playing the bee side.
  34. cloak & dagger, first mcu installment to have both male and female co-leads, the second being ant-man and the wasp. coincidentally, both were released in 2018.
  35. guys walks into a piano shop and asks the shop keeper for a wasp! the store keeper says sir. we are a piano shop. we don’t sell wasps . the guys says. then why have you got some in the window?
  36. a man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, “is this good for wasps?” he said, “no, it kills them.”
  37. q.
    which retro band do hornets and wasps like best?
    a. the bee gees.
  38. i went into the pet shop and i said “i’d like to buy a wasp” the shopkeeper said “we don’t sell wasps”i said “but you’ve got one in the window”
  39. what is a wasps favourite fantasy film?
  40. ever wonder how wasp greet each other ? they be like “hey wa’s ‘p”
  41. how do you prevent a wasp from using its stinger? steal all the crème de menthe from his country club.
  42. a man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, “is this good for wasps?” “no, it kills them.”
  43. what do you call a wasp with a drinking problem? a buzz-kill!
  44. most people be like. me : i am a human being, earths most dominant species and i will not be-wasp : fuck off.me: ok.
  45. how do wasps relax? they take a sting-lasses!
  46. a man wanted to buy a good insecticide “is this good for wasps ?” a man asked the retailer.”no, it kills them” the retailer replayed.
  47. why did the bee put on a yarmulka he didn’t want anyone to think he was a wasp.
  48. the shopkeeper says, “we don’t sell wasps”. to which the man replies,”oh, you’ve got one in the window”.
  49. the shopkeeper said “we don’t sell wasps” and i said “but you’ve got one in the window”.\~\~\~\~so instead i bought a dozen bees. as i was paying for them i said “here, i bought twelve bees but there’s 13 in this jar” and he said “yes, one of them’s a freebee”.
  50. how are wasps posers? they’re wanna-bees
  51. the past tense of bee… …is wasp!
  52. why did the wasp put on sunscreen? to keep from getting a wasp burn!
  53. what do wasps wear in the winter? yellow jackets.
  54. what do you call a living wasp? is-p
  55. a wasp just stung me. thanks for that, prick.

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With a shared love for puns, we come together to create content that will leave you laughing and entertained. Our team members have a knack for finding the perfect puns for any occasion and enjoy sharing them with our readers. From witty one-liners to clever wordplay, we strive to bring you the best puns and humor that will brighten your day.

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